Alright, I do believe the Great Goblin of All Stinkies is done.
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Name: Squee “Stinkbomb” Spleenmaster
Race: Goblin
Class: Binder 10
XPs: 45,000 current/55,000 next level
Patron God: None
Alignment: Neutral
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Str: 13 (8 points -2 racial)
Dex: 18 (6 points +2 racial +2 item)
Con: 14 (6 points)
Int: 10 (2 points)
Wis: 8 (0 points)
Cha: 18 (10 points -2 racial +2 level +2 item)
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HP: 68 (8+20 (4*5)+20 (5*4)+20; 10d8+10*CON)
AC: 22 (+4 Dex, +1 Size, +5 Armor, +0 Shield, +2 Deflection) (AC 24 with Savnok’s Bound Armor)
Init: +7
Speed: 30 feet
BAB: +7
Mel: +7+1+1
Rng: +7+1+3
Fort: +7+2
Refl: +3+3
Will: +7-1
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Special Abilities
Race: -2 STR, -2 CHA, +2 DEX, Small size, dark vision 60 ft, +4 racial bonus on Move Silently and Ride checks
Class: Soul Binding (+14 on binding check, 2 vestiges), pact augmentation (3 abilities), soul guardian (immune to fear, slippery mind)
Other:
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Feats: Expel Vestige (1st), Improved Initiative (3rd), Ignore Special Requirements (bonus), Improved Binding (6th), Power Attack (9th)
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Languages: Common, Goblin
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Skills (2 + INT skills at max, 26 + 10*INT points)
Trained or Untrained: +X (=Rank + Stat Mod + Other)
Bluff +11 (=7+4+0)
Diplomacy +10 (=6+4+0)
Hide +8 (=0+4+4)
Intimidate +8 (=4+4+0)
Move Silently +8 (=0+4+4)
Ride +8 (=0+4+4)
Trained Only: +X (=Rank + Stat Mod + Other)
Decipher Script +5 (=5+0+0)
Knowledge (arcana) +1 (=1+0+0)
Knowledge (history) +1 (=1+0+0)
Knowledge (religion) +1 (=1+0+0)
Knowledge (the planes) +1 (=1+0+0)
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Magic Items (location, weight): +1 Mithral Chain Shirt (2,100 GP, chest, 6 lbs), Ring of Sustenance (2,500 GP, left middle finger), Cloak of Charisma +2 (4,000 GP, shoulders, 1 lb), Gloves of Dexterity +2 (4,000 GP, hands), handy haversack (2,000 GP, back, 3 lbs), Bottle of Air (7,250 GP, in haversack, 1 lb), Ring of Protection +2 (8,000 GP), Winged Boots (16,000 GP, feet, 1 lb)
Potions (all in haversack): 5 potions of Cure Light Wounds, CL 1 (250 GP total), 3 potions of Cure Moderate Wounds, CL 3 (900 GP total), 2 potions of Lesser Restoration (600 GP total)
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Other Equipment:
Weapons: none visible, Air Blast +9 melee touch (2d6 damage, B, 20/x2, 10 ft. reach)
Armor, Clothes: Peasant Outfit, +1 Mithral Chain Shirt (+5 AC, +6 max Dex, 0 ACP)
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Container: Haversack Main (ignore weights)
Contents: Bedroll: 1 SP, 1.25 lbs
Blanket, winter: 5 SP, .75 lbs
Crowbar: 2 GP, 5 lbs
Rope, silk (50 ft.): 10 GP, 5 lbs
10 chunks of meat: 3 GP, 5 lbs
10 hunks of cheese: 1 GP, 5 lbs
10 loaves of bread: 2 SP, 5 lbs
2 bottles of fine wine: 20 GP, 3 lbs
3 gallons of ale (in clay jugs): 7 SP, 29 lbs
5 waterskins: 5 GP, 5 lbs
Container: Haversack Left Pocket (ignore weights)
Contents: 4 flasks of Acid: 40 GP, 4 lbs
2 flasks of Alchemist’s Fire: 40 GP, 2 lbs
5 potions of Cure Light Wounds, CL 1 (250 GP total),
3 potions of Cure Moderate Wounds, CL 3 (900 GP total),
2 potions of Lesser Restoration (600 GP total)
Container: Haversack Right Pocket (ignore weights)
Contents: all coins
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Money
PP: 125
GP: 16
SP: 6
CP: 10
Gems/Other: 0
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Load
Light: 0-37 lbs.
Medium: 38-75 lbs.
Heavy: 76-113 lbs.
Current: 0 lbs.
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Soul Binding
Effective Binder Level & Binding Check: 10 (12 for determining available vestiges) & +14
Save DCs for any Vestige Abilities: 19
Vestiges Bound: 2
Maximum Vestige Level: 5/6
Vestige(s) Typically Bound: Otiax and Tenebrous or Savnok
Typical Pact Augmentations: +2 insight bonus on damage rolls, +2 insight bonus on Initiative checks (not included in statistics above)
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Description (include Age, gender, height, weight, physical description):
Squee is very strange, even by goblin standards. His skin is of a dirty yellow color, with eyes of dark red hue. He’s a little on the small side, standing at 3’3” though he usually hunches, and he weighs a plain 40 pounds. Despite these nondescript first appearances, it is quickly obvious to anyone that Squee is unusually perceptive for a goblin, and his odd face has a peculiar charm to it. His face is somewhat rounded, unlike the more-commonly hard and angular features of the goblinoids. His ears are a little less pointed than others of his kind and tend to flare out further from his head, making him look something closer to a bat. His eyes are also a bit larger and rounder than other goblins, as if giving him an appearance of “puppy-dog eyes” at almost all times.
But even with these parts of his appearance being even slightly beguiling, that is all shattered when the observer gets within about twenty feet. The reason for this is that Squee stinks. He earned his old nickname of “Stinkmaster.” He is constantly surrounded by a faint repugnant odor, at the very least off-putting to anyone. But after he eats, or if anyone pulls one of his fingers, the smell gets a lot worse as Squee releases the pent-up gas in his bowels. It has been known, in the past, to actually pop him into the air from a sitting position, much to his consternation and the disgust of everyone around.
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History:
Who cares? All that matters is that Squee smells. Do you really want to know how he got to stink so badly? I thought not…
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Yes, I know I bought a Ring of Sustenance and a bunch of food. Squee still likes to eat (and the after-effects), he just doesn't like going hungry.And the liquor is to wash down the dry food, of course. Sometimes in gratuitous quantities...
EDIT: Everything is either from PHB1, ToM or MM.
Squee can carry the wrestler's sweaty gear... then the smell can be blamed on that.
