3 things a drow would leave at a party

Re: Aussie Drow??

Nik_the_Pig said:
Why one thong? Where is the other one?? Why would Drow choose thongs over other types of foot apparel?? If a thong then surely a blue sing'o and a tinnie as well, not this whip and ball-gag stuff (sounds decisively kinky to me)

Australian slang/English dictionary:
Thong: A rubber open toed sandal.

Um... I don't think that's the kind of "thong" they meant.

http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=thong

check definition #4...
 

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Re: Aussie Drow??

Nik_the_Pig said:
XXXX (four X, any four letter word can be substituted for what this stuff tastes like).

OH! Now I get why Terry Practchet called his Aussie-country "XXXX". (It's hard being a Yank in the cyber-community at times)

Anyway, my three things:

Budwiser (the drow would take the last microbrew and then decide it was time to leave)

gnome flambé

a jacket (everyone always forgets their jacket at parties. It's almost a natural law.)
 


Re: Aussie Drow??

Nik_the_Pig said:

Tinnie: A can of beer. Standard brands are EE (two E’s or Toohey’s), VB (Victoria Bitter but more accurately Very Bad) and XXXX (four X, any four letter word can be substituted for what this stuff tastes like). No one drinks Fosters in Australia (What r ya? Queer? That stuff tastes like roo piss!)


Wow! XXXX! That's twice as many Equises as I'm used to.
 

The drow wouldn't leave anything at the party; he would leave the party in ruins. Besides, who invites drow to parties anyway?

[Translation: I can't think of anything clever for him to leave at the party, so I'm going to be literal and irritating.]
 

To answer the original question as best I can...

Old earthen ware jugs with remnants of a dried alcoholic liquid that might be revealed as Mushroom Wine.

A mostly clean place with the beds seemingly unused and no personal affects remaining.

East/West facing windows have blankets tacked over them.

Cedric
 

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