#317: Urban Druid var: Sub-Urban druid

[Emirikol]

I was trying to figure out what skills to give to the Urban Druid variant from issue #317, the SUBURBAN DRUID. Here's what I came up with
Lv Special
1 'No' city-sense; City-paranoia; Suburban companion; favored mall 1
2 Park-walk
3 Ride scooter
4 Can-o-Lysol disease immunity; favored mall 2
5 Suburban shape (golf)
6 Suburban shape (polo)
7 Fast commute; Ignore homeless
8 Urban blight flight
9 High-speed urban network
10 Suburban lawn
11 Dispel barking dogs
12 Create meth lab
13 Dispel Columbine
14 Rapid police response network
15 Favored mall 5
etc.

Others?

jh
Colorado, USA

 

[Chronosome]

Open Garage Door (Sp): At __th level, the suburban druid can open a garage door remotely. This functions as the open/close spell, usable at will--only on garage doors.

Sprinkler Evasion (Ex): A __th level suburban druid gains the evasion ability, applicable only to the foul, waterbased traps known as sprinklers.

Always Right (Ex): The suburban druid gains adds his level to Intimidate checks when whining in his favored mall or any drive-thru.

Get Off My Lawn! (Sp): The suburban druid can cast dispel teenagers (new spell) 3/day.

Fun!