"40 Things That Only Happen In Movies"


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41. Cellphones are fragile as glass. A cell phone dropped from pocket height will shatter like thin crystal, especially when it is needed.
42. Evil people can be instantly spotted, because they smoke.
43. People jump and run to do as they are told when you scream 'JUST DO IT!' instead of dumping hot coffee in your lap and telling you they quit.
44. If a girl's dog likes you, so will she.
 


Joshua Randall said:
45. All extraterrestrial planets have only one city.
And as a corollary: All people from other planets are named for the planet they come from (i.e., Vulcans come from Vulcan, Martians come from Mars, etc.).

You notice that we don't refer to ourselves as Earthlings or Earthmen - we call ourselves humans. So why do aliens in movies always call themselves by the name of their planet?
 

They gave an explanation for that in Trek, though. Vulcans, for example, don't call
themselves Vulcans. We do. And the Universal Translator translates it as Vulcans.
Cardassians and Romulans also have native names for themselves.

It doesn't really fit under closer examination and it's a retconned explaination, but
that's that.
 

46: No matter how big the world is and no matter how huge the population is, you will allways meet someone you know in every town, island and tunnel you visit.
 

More like the other way around...

Benedict: I wonder if you could help me?
Mechanic: Sure, what do ya need?
Benedict: Well...
[benedict shoots him. He listens for a while, then shouts]
Benedict: I have just shot someone, I did it on purpose.
[listens some more, still nothing]
Benedict: I said, I have just killed a man and I wish to confess!
[listens some more, someone tells him to shut up. He looks pleased]

:D

Bye
Thanee
 

47. Dogs have extra-sensory perception which allows them to instantly recognize anybody who is evil. They will relay this information by growling and/or barking.
 

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