D&D 4E 4e Haiku

[Piratecat]

Hit points still around
Armor class and saves are too
Freaking drop it, Razz.

Razz has gotten banned.
Please don't ignore mod warnings.
It makes us cranky.

It's nice to like 4e;
It's okay to hate it, too.
Don't proselytize.

All change is scary
But fear changes what, I ask?
Pretty much nothing.

And thanks for 4e!
The rules forum was getting
quite incestuous.

 

[theredrobedwizard]

Razz has gotten banned.
Please don't ignore mod warnings.
It makes us cranky.

Did not see that post
Thought that he was still around
Sorry, Piratecat.

-TRRW

 

[WayneLigon]

The gnomes got the boot
Vancian magic kaput
The sun has come out.

 

[Fishbone]

Sorcerers screwed again
Guess I'll sell my soul just to
Send Skip Williams to Hell

 

[Dave Turner]

Borne by Coastal winds,
Storms blow across the Internet.
I smile in the rain.

 

[Dragonblade]

Tired of three five
4e is coming quickly
Thank you WotC folks!

 

[Varianor Abroad]

Core books June next year
More core books June to follow
Until Five mocks Four

 

[M.L. Martin]

4E rumors choke
The Net with fear and anger
Please come swiftly June!

 

[Nifft]

The rumors dangle:
sweet ripe pears, poor winter fare;
my hope springs in June.

-- N

 

[Jim DelRosso]

Hope, long unspoken
Rustles in a newborn wind
Half-elves might not suck

And, with apologies to Basic Instructions:

Social encounters!
Social encounters, I say!
SOCIAL ENCOUNTERS!