D&D 4E 4e Haiku

[Thunderfoot]

May and June too long,
April brings a quick start peek,
module drops then!.

 

[Aus_Snow]

The sound of gunfire. . .
'Is it a dream, father?' 'No,
brownies shot your dog.'

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

check your syllables
haiku is five - seven - five
it can't be that hard

 

[Nifft]

check your syllables
haiku is five - seven - five
it can't be that hard

Five left-hand fingers;
all the holes in your head;
mix it up: count toes.

Cheers, -- N

 

[inkmonkeys]

Iron acorn sprouts
Blood washes in on the tide
The oak tree grows red

 

[Piratecat]

Iron acorn sprouts
Blood washes in on the tide
The oak tree grows red

"Iron Acorn," now?
I swear, WotC naming schemes
are just getting odd.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

New edition comes
Rules, worlds change for the better?
Only time will tell



As summer arrives
Three books bring love and anger
The dungeon changes

 

[Gargoyle]

Roll a natch twenty
Crit the big bad evil guy
Sans roll to confirm

 

[Goken100]

"Iron Acorn," now?
I swear, WotC naming schemes
are just getting odd.

Yet another thinks
That W-O-T-C
Is pronounced whaat-see...

 

[w_earle_wheeler]

with emerald frost
tiefling warlords empower
their dragon tail cuts.

the great wheel is dead!
eladrin dance in feywild.
gnomes look on, monstrous.

DMs run their games
with less preparation time --
more fun for us all.

a crystal ball scrys
digital initiatives.
stillborn, a failure.

dragon tail cut: cut.
the wizards are listening.
i prefer wallop.

the designers pen
a great new fantasy game...
it's not D&D.

dungeons & dragons
is not meant to be MAGIC
or world of warcraft.

go read some leiber,
moorcock, vance, then take notes on
lovecraft and howard.

change for change's sake
is dubious marketing:
remember new coke.

tradition destroyed!
but the designers have their
hearts in the right place.