The First Book of Dominance: The Key to Happiness
POSTED BY SERPENTEYE
The Key to Happiness
(see Serpenteye's post on page 6)
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THE CONSEQUENCES
This book spreads like wildfire.
Where only one copy of the book exists, it is passed around, hundreds of people reading it.
Where books are banned, it is sneaked in and covertly read.
Anti-government riots break out in Talashar, Halruaa, Dambrath, Luiren, Var the Golden, Calimshan, Amn, Tethyr, Waterdeep, Luskan, Cormyr, Sembia, the Dalelands, Thesk ... and it gets worse from there.
The government of Thesk topples as the common people put the Imperial Palace to the torch. The army mutinies against the government. There is an outraged demand nationwide that Alarah Gomenei by made immediate ruler, and that the incompetent current government be exiled or executed.
The Knights of the Shield lose control as anarchy erupts in Amn and Tethyr. Enormous crowds of people congregate in the streets, shouting the name of Alarah Gomenei.
In Mulhorand, there is mutiny among the army, which stops dead the attempt to annex Unther.
Suddenly, the Mulhorandi government has a full scale revolt on it's hands.
In Thay, the slaves rise up, shouting Alarah's name. All the Abyss breaks out across Thay, as wizard towers come under attack, wizards are lynched in the streets, and mobs storm public buildings.
In Waterdeep, there is an outraged cry for the Lords of Waterdeep to step down, and a democratic council - led by Alarah, to replace them.
The government of Luskan topples, and the Arcane Brotherhood loses control, as the Shipmasters of Luskan declare their allegiance to Alarah.
In Sembia, riots and demonstrations break out across the land, in every major city.
In Zhentil Keep, a civil war starts as the army and part of the Black Network revolts, attempting to put Alarah up as their new ruler. (There is amazement in Hillsfar and in Mulmaster at this, until the trouble spreads there too.)
When King Obold of the Orcs gets his copy, he and his people come to their senses: civilized behavior is the answer.
The Humanoids need to form a productive economy (even if it is heavily slanted towards war) like their human and demihuman neighbors.
The Goblins agree, and they declare a truce with their Orcish neighbors.
Copies of the book get into the hands of the drow, with the results one might expect: a bloodbath.
The clergy of Lolth slaughter those who rise up, but more keep rising up to slaughter back.
Thesk openly declares it's loyalty to Alarah, and openly allies with Lantan.
Luskan follows suit.
Parts of Chessenta and the Vilhon Reach then follow suit.
Parts of Sembia, declare independence from Sembia, and declare their loyalty to Alarah.
The dwarves and elves of Faerun, alarmed and amazed at this sudden development, make the mistake of looking at the book that seems to be the cause of the revolts.
Soon, the elves of Evermeet are in revolt.
Evereska, degenerates into civil strife.
Mithril Hall and Citadel Adbar declare independence from Luruar and ally with Alarah.
Civil War erupts among the dwarves of the Great Rift.
The Scro of Realmspace think this Alarah guy is a genius. Why didn't they think of this? They simply must commence open trade with the surface.
The illithid (both in Realmspace and in the Underdark) destroy every copy of the book they find, after a few of them succumb to it's lure.
The neogi start fighting amongst themselves.
The beholders, puzzle over the book, trying to decide whether this is supreme logic, or supreme deception?
The Sharn and Phaerimm, more immune to magical influences, are unaffected by the book.
In the City of Shade, though, they absolutely agree with the book ... and then an uprising starts.
The chaos continues to spread ...