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5e Is Like the Girlfriend You Broke Up With Last Year

No, 5E is like the girlfriend you are gonna break up with next year, when/if you find her.
Or maybe the sister of the girlfriend that you broke up with last year?

And what about that girlfriend that you never broke up with, who just moved without telling you, and left no forwarding address?

The Auld Grump
 

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I don't even want to know what this says about people playing multiple systems, especially those playing 4E and PF. :lol:

Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode on that? Ah yes, The Switch

"I think it is called a...Ménage à trois".

When it goes awry and you wind up with both, you become the "orgy guy" and have to get all new clothes, furnature, dice, etc.
 

Well, I was thinking about the guy I knew who always dated 3-6 girls at once, and did his best to keep them from ever finding out. The work he went through ...
 




I tried a long distance relationship (PBEM) but that was too difficult.

I dated a creepy girl (CoC) and she drove me nuts

I'm thinking of online dating (cardhunter.com) but it doesn't seem real
 

My only problem is that I married her, and SHE's the one who filed for divorce. And, if she did it once, she could just as easily do it again!

Hang on a sec, that's what happened to me in Real Life.
 

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