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From the evidence that I have seen, I have come to the conclusion that 6th edition is just around the corner and I am interested to know what you want 6th edition to be like. Personally I don't want it to be anything like 5th edition. I believe that 5th edition was not accepted overall and didn't do as well as the designers thought.
In fact, 5th edition was so unacceptable that they skipped it in the early design stages. WotC got desperate and signed on a few new hands (including a houngan, a scientologist and Charlie Sheen) and raised Dave and Gary and hired them on (Gary and Dave didn’t really have much choice, being zombies and all).
I hope 6th edition will have more monkeys. D&D has never had enough monkeys for my taste. I think that a monkey rich environment will really enhance the role-playing experience. Also, this will in no way be limited to in-game. Each PHB will come with a voucher for you to claim your own, live, monkey. These critters will be trained to roll dice and that’s the only way you get to roll in the game. You’d better train your monkey to like bigger dice too, because that’s how which dice are rolled is going to be chosen. Rolling an attack roll? Better hope he doesn’t grab a d4.
What do you want out of the next edition?
P.S. this post is 100% serious. Especially the monkey thing.
In fact, 5th edition was so unacceptable that they skipped it in the early design stages. WotC got desperate and signed on a few new hands (including a houngan, a scientologist and Charlie Sheen) and raised Dave and Gary and hired them on (Gary and Dave didn’t really have much choice, being zombies and all).
I hope 6th edition will have more monkeys. D&D has never had enough monkeys for my taste. I think that a monkey rich environment will really enhance the role-playing experience. Also, this will in no way be limited to in-game. Each PHB will come with a voucher for you to claim your own, live, monkey. These critters will be trained to roll dice and that’s the only way you get to roll in the game. You’d better train your monkey to like bigger dice too, because that’s how which dice are rolled is going to be chosen. Rolling an attack roll? Better hope he doesn’t grab a d4.
What do you want out of the next edition?
P.S. this post is 100% serious. Especially the monkey thing.