A Big List of EN World Quotes...

[Nifft]

Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
Jack O'Neill: Like what?
Teal'c: I am unsure - he is concealing it.

Two of my favorite long-time posters here.

Wait... -- N

 

[Scribble]

Two of my favorite long-time posters here.

Wait... -- N

Yeah... Much as I like quotes in general... If we could limit them to things people on this message board have actually said, that would be awesome.

 

[Asmor]

Two of my favorite long-time posters here.

Wait... -- N

That's someone's sig. Don't remember whose (and I don't think it's Rycan-- I mean Ryan's... funny if it is!)

Of course, whenever I see that, all I can think of is, "What is an Oprah?"

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Also, this is probably not going to be remotely funny unless you've actually heard Teal'c say it. So... Otherwise, it's just going to be really lame. Also, this quote is ripped from http://www.stargatefan.com/episodes3/0302.html.

Jack is intrigued by this, and with a slight smirk asks, "Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them!"

"I shall attempt to translate one O'Neill," Teal'c offers. "A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment! The Serpent Guard's eyes glow, the Horus Guard's beak glistens, the Setesh Guard's nose drips!" With this, Teal'c erupts into a fit of strong laughter, but as he looks about, no one else is smiling, much less laughing! He goes back and sits down in silence.
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Unfortunately, I don't have anything else off the top of my head that I know originated on this board, but here's something at least tangentially related in that it's from the Dungeon Mastering blog.

"Is telekinesis a touch-range spell?"

 

[johnsemlak]

Since someone above already mentioned quotes on other RPG boards, I'll bring of the all time best quote on an RPG board.

'My hate of d02 know no limit!'
-- (I can't remember)

 

[barsoomcore]

'My hat of d02 know no limit!'

Fixed

 

[Nifft]

That's someone's sig.

True. And what does that have to do with this thread?

Public morals committee, -- N

 

[Asmor]

Never mind. Mods, please delete this post.

 

[Nifft]

Here's an unattributed quote from someone's sig:

"Your opinions are wrong, your play style is inferior, and the other members of your group are obviously fools.

Also, you misspelled something, and I'm not telling you what.

However, I'm going to add an emoticon to the end of my post, so even if I tell you to die in a fire, I won't get banned: "

Toot toot, -- N

 

[Ry]

Two of my favorite long-time posters here.

Wait... -- N

I honestly don't know who Jack O'Neill or Teal'c are...

Clearly not someone's player characters.

 

[FireLance]

Here's an unattributed quote from someone's sig:

Fear not, Nifft, I have found the original post here!

Toot toot, -- N

Was that the sound of your own horn?