A Big List of EN World Quotes...

[Asmor]

I don't remember the exact quote or who said it (so if anyone does, please correct me!), but it's something like this...

"In Iron Heroes, if your sword gets sundered by a demon lord, you don't whine about it like a little baby; you climb up the demon's back, punch him in the eye, and take another sword off the next humanoid you encounter."

 

[werk]

He responded with my .sig: "A rock on a stick has a 5' reach unless otherwise specified."

And I still chuckle every time I see it.

 

[Henry]

"[D&D is] the second most fun thing consenting adults can do together." -Joshua Randall

I can't remember who said it now, but I had one quote in my sig:

"If nuclear war was going to destroy the earth in one hour, I would choose to be intimate with my wife one final time....




...I could game the other 55 minutes."




Looking back at this, I wonder if it says more about me than about the people I quoted.

 

[Doug McCrae]

"I prefer attached female gamers since last time we had an unattached female she caused a lot of chaos." – elbandit

 

[Wormwood]

I can't remember who said it now, but I had one quote in my sig:

"If nuclear war was going to destroy the earth in one hour, I would choose to be intimate with my wife one final time....




...I could game the other 55 minutes."

*raises hand*

 

[Evilhalfling]

from an argument in rules forum - unknown author.
"[this interpretation] is the most realistic. Or as realistic as we can get when talking on the internet about the best way to pretend to be elves."

"Shilsen is broken!" - on learning that Shilsen (the player) was built on a 39 pt buy.

 

[JoeBlank]

I was fortunate to save this one before the big crash:

"I urge you to make up a simplified version of the D&D game for play with as many of [your children] as are now willing and able to play. The thrill of the adventure and rolling of the dice is likely to make them devoted gamers ever after."

- Col_Pladoh's advice to me, and my advice to you.

 

[SiderisAnon]

My current signature:

"It wasn't supposed to turn out this way. If they had talked to the rabbit, they would have figured that out."" --Prophet2b

It's from a description Prophet2b gave of how an adventure went truly, horribly wrong. I still laugh when I think about it. (The quote, not the adventure, though that was kind of funny too.)

 

[FreeXenon]

“And you got a sandwich out of it too.” Nisha said. “Our sandwiches come with attempted assassination plots. New sales gimmick!”

"Chuck Norris is the reason Ilmater suffers."
by Simplicity in thread "Humor - Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon"[/SIZE]

 

[Masquerade]

"Apparently, D&D is over. Somebody must've won." - Nifft