BVB, have you ever considered that you're the one with the problem?
Even the most skilled trolls eventually degenerate into exaggerated attempts to get attention. At first it's fun to fool everyone--"Ha! They think it's for real!"--but after a while it's just not satisfying enough to snag gullible people with plausible trolls.
So then the hyperbole starts. The trolls get more and more exaggerated. What began as "cheater dice" and "dicebags on the belt" turns into "returning the PHb to 'Borders and Noble'" and "my church buddy is sniffing my wife's panties."
Gimme a break. You remember the serial numbers on dollar bills but you refer to a store as "Borders & Noble"?
I'm calling you out, bub. Don't post another "ooh, I'm so hurt that you'd call me a troll" rejoinder. You do that every time. It's very old now. You are a troll. A cheater. You are, in effect, trying to sneak of whiff of EN World's panties...and that is something Tom Cashel cannot allow.
BVB, I challenge you to a duel.