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A Defense of Miko

Someone

Adventurer
Vaarsuvius is the typical arrogant elf wizard, with the familiar that only appears when it's useful. It's funny because it's true. Durkon is the typical band aid cleric that sometimes cast a buff spell and pwns everyone around. It's funny because it's true. Miko is the stereotypical lawful stupid paladin. It's true, but the character it's absolutely unfunny. The character concept attracts so much hate that not even the parody is free of it.
 

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Ozmar

First Post
Sejs said:
So, essentally "Yeah, she's was a raging hosebag, but it's not her fault and/or it was her right to be".

Sorry, doesn't work for me. The Belkar counterexample fits - Belkar's a massive jerk, but he still manages to be funny from time to time, so that redeems him somewhat. Miko's a jerk without the funny.

What do you mean, Miko's not funny?

-Ozmar the Amused
 

Sejs

First Post
AllisterH said:
... but would ANY good-aligned party actually adventure with a Belkar?

That's actually explained in the first book, I believe. Roy keeps Belkar around so he can keep a leash on him. An unsupervised Belkar running free is just too horrible to contemplate.
 

Michael Morris

First Post
Allister, consider editing your first post with some references as to who Miko is and the Order of the Stick comic - while most visitors here will know what you're talking about, not everyone will.
 


AllisterH said:
3. Miko is sent by Lord Shojo to capture the Oots for "Threatening the existence of the world". Now, let's think about this for a moment. If the King of your nation comes up to your adventuring group and says "Oh, we need you to capture this guy. He's been accused of killing, raping and plundering entire villages and or diviners have determined it is this guy", are you or are you not going to out for blood.
Well, if the king of a nation came to our adventuring group and says that an adventuring group has destroyed a seal on the imprisonment of an extradimensional reality-eating horror and he wants it dealt with, and notes at the end to please return them alive if possible (as was clarified later, Shojo told Miko to bring them in alive, as that was his real goal all along), then the groups I've played with would try to bring them in alive, and not go in swords-flashing.

Miko took her orders to bring them in alive if possible, and tried to reinterpret that into excuses to attack them. Instead of the trial they were supposed to originally have, she passed sentence on them in absentia, and the OotS barely got to Azure City in one piece.

Yeah, Miko heard a lot of awful stories about the OotS, but it was also shown that she was able to talk with enemies before attack in them, if Miko said:

"I am Miko Miyazaki, Paladin of the Sapphire Guard. You have destroyed Dorukan's Gate, and with it placed the world in grave jeopardy and weakened the fabric of reality. My liege commands me to escort you to Azure City to account for your actions in this regard. . .preferably willingly, but by force if necessarily as this is a matter of utmost importance."

Introducing yourself like that would have been probably a much higher Diplomacy check result (and likely to get cooperation) than how she introduced herself. In my mind, an introduction like that would have been far more a textbook "Do" for a Paladin, instead of the "Don't" of how Miko acted.

Miko was the archetype of the overzealous "smite makes right" Paladin, and Rich showed where that road goes: pride and hubris and refusing to acknowledge the possibility you could ever be wrong leads to falling, and likely to death.
 

reveal

Adventurer
Maybe I didn't make myself clear before.

All the characters are caricatures.

They are all stereotypes.

  • Belkar is your stereotypical "evil/CN/whatever he is" character.
  • Elan is your stereotypical bard who's not really good at much.
  • Roy is your stereotypical fighter who's actually trying to break out of the stereotype and has mentioned it previously.
  • Haley is your stereotypical greedy rogue.
  • Vaarsuvius is your stereotypical androginous elven wizard.
  • Durkon is your stereotypical dwarven cleric, right down to the Scottish accent.

That's why Miko is the way she is. She is the stereotypical "lawful-stupid" paladin. There's nothing beyond that. People will like her or hate her based upon that.
 

Doug McCrae

Legend
OotS suffers from so many one dimensional characters. When it started they were all paper thin. Most still are, including the majority of the party members. Miko and Roy are the most complex and interesting characters in the strip. Pity they're both dead.

Not being funny isn't a valid criticism as no one is.
 


AllisterH said:
I'll admit it, I'm weird. I liked Miko and think she got a raw deal....Basically since she was not the star of the strip, of course she got screwed over. Crazy you say, but let me back it up by facts.

She'd rather kill people than lie to them. I think that's crazy. But go on.

Of course people like Hinjo since apparently all he did was stay at home. Its easy being a paladin if all you do is stay home and handle the administrative duties. Remember, even after her fall, she kicked Hinjo's ass so you know, he's got to be damn lower on the level chart.

Who cares? Personality matters more than level when they're not fighting.

1. Miko was an orphan raised by monks. Seriously. Do we honestly expect Jim Carrey from that upbringing? Yet of course, since she's not funny like Belkar, she's a bitch and has a stick up her ass.

Who says she has to be funny? You can have a "straight man" in a humor comic.

Orphans raised by monks can be well adjusted, as well, and even humorous. It really depends on the person.

2. When she was frightened and crying after being unceremoniously taken from her only home, Shojo fills her head with "You have a great destiny". Remember, Miko was still a child when Shojo took her from the only family she knew. Oh yeah, Shojo is a GREAT leader. The ends justify the means. Did Shojo see her as nothing more than a weapon?

Shojo was a jerk, but that didn't make Miko right. Furthermore most people are told things like "you can be President" and they don't go insane.

3. Miko is sent by Lord Shojo to capture the Oots for "Threatening the existence of the world". Now, let's think about this for a moment. If the King of your nation comes up to your adventuring group and says "Oh, we need you to capture this guy. He's been accused of killing, raping and plundering entire villages and or diviners have determined it is this guy", are you or are you not going to out for blood.

I would be. However...

2. On the way there, Miko hears MULTIPLE stories (not just one mind you) about the evils of this gang. Hell, the description for Elan is an EXACT match and she hears about the evil dwarf and the fighter. Of course, she's going to ask them nicely to come along.

Her opening approach was valid. (I disagree that she has to announce herself as an officer of the law; she could only afford to do that if she had backup.)

3. She finally catches up with them and CHECKS again and Roy radiates EVIL, not jaywalking evil, but "I like to get my jollies by kicking small puppies off cliffs" EVIL.

Yeah.

So, how would your gaming group handle the OoTs party after all of these facts? Yet notice in the very next comic even after hearing what the charge is (a charge the OotS can't deny), the very first thought is, "let's just beat up this uppity bitch of a paladin and go on our way"...and worse yet, Rich presents it in a manner where we're supposed to like the OotS.

No, this is where she does things wrong. The OotS did not deliberately weaken the fabric of the universe. Mind you, there's still this thing about a trial.

However, the story was getting pretty bad at this point. Miko beats up the whole party (except Durkon) again, without any advantages this time? It was clearly a DM fiat story, as Roy himself comments, and those aren't fun.

In a real game, Miko would have been beaten up. The party (except Belkar) wouldn't want to kill her though, as she's obviously a paladin. (Hello, smite evil!) They might even accompany her to Azure City, as the party didn't seem to have much direction at that point. However, they wouldn't have to take any nonsense from her, and would prove that point by beating her anytime she tried to use violence against them.

4. Notice already how Rich is making us think Miko is a bitch yet she hasn't done anything. I mean, we have Elan saying that she's mean to the party, but during the stay at the Inn anmd previously, did Miko DO and SAY anything mean to them other than the lecture about "filthy lucre"? That is considered being MEAN? Again, she's presented as a bitch but they ARE HER PRISONERS. She is under no freaking obligation to put them up (which she did I might add) yet her complaints make her seem like the bad guy. Of course, the fact that SHE WAS RIGHT TO LECTURE THEM seems to escape most people's notice. It was Roy impersonating the king and Belkar running around like the killer he is, who blew up the inn.

Oh come on. The OotS consist of adults. They already know the difference between right and wrong, even Belkar. The heroes didn't go out to harm anyone innocent (except Belkar, but he's evil), and it wasn't their fault the assassins just happened to be around to try to kill people. In fact, IIRC the OotS (except Belkar) tried to rescue the innocents anyway.

5. Belkar. I just don't see the reason people love this homicidal halfling. This is the EXACT same type of character most of us here would NEVER tolerate. Let's look at the situation in Azure City. Belkar BRUTALLY kills a guard, desecrates the body and then taunts Miko yet people were rooting for Belkar? Um, why?

Because Belker isn't lawful stupid, a stereotype more tired and hated than chaotic stupid (which Belkar represents). Miko is so bad she makes him look good! Another thing I noticed about Belkar; he wasn't shown on-screen killing innocents until after he met Miko. Sure he failed to protect V from the Ghasts, but last time I checked mages do have access to defense spells.

He's also funny, in a low-brow kind of way. (Why do people find jerks like Homer Simpson funny?)

But yeah, no one would tolerate him in their party. Sometimes Haley is as bad, but at least she doesn't hurt people.

The entire storyline just showed to me how to screw over a paladin since I can't see how Miko did anything wrond other than looking at the facts presented to her.

She really screwed things up afterwards - she didn't "fall" when she was escorting the "prisoners".

Furthermore, if paladins can't show sense, then maybe there's something wrong with them.
 

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