I think Eric just made this all up to get attention.
Hmph. Wild Spellcraft from Natural 20! Like that'll ever happen.
The most disturbing dream I ever had involved me walking into my house barefoot, crunching on the dessicated exoskeletons of cockroaches that had died on the floor. Then, when I was about to call for help, I felt something wriggling on the bottom of my foot. When I lifted my foot and looked at my sole, there was a worm burrowing in.
I tried to have my girlfriend pull it out (she just appeared), but it had already dug all the way in, and I woke up with a start.