D&D General A Gnome and a Halfling have a Baby. What is it?

[Arilyn]

Gnobbit.

I made a gnome/halfling in Level Up and called her a gnobbit.

 

[Mirrorrorrim]

A bite-sized nom-nom-gnomling

 

[Mind of tempest]

a being of pure insanity also they grow to six foot tall for no other reason that they break reality by being there

 

[Tonguez]

ingenuity and magical affinity of gnomes with the nimbleness and stealth of halflings - Quicklings, brownies
Cerilian halflings also come to mind for the fey connection

 

[Charlaquin]

Obviously a half-halfling is a quarterling.

 

[Seramus]

a being of pure insanity also they grow to six foot tall for no other reason that they break reality by being there

The 0 rolled around to 255?

 

[Pauln6]

Not even the gods of evil would allow such a monstrous abomination to be born. Humans, elves, and orcs obviously have sufficient common genetic heritage to produce offspring. But don't mate an elephant and a pig and expect to get a piggyphant.

 

[Marandahir]

A Kender.

 

[jmartkdr2]

Not even the gods of evil would allow such a monstrous abomination to be born.

A Kender.

So you two agree?

 

[Lanefan]

Obviously a half-halfling is a quarterling.

I once DMed a hilarous in-character argument among a party - while they were engaged in combat! - as to whether the half-Human/half-Hobbit they had in the party should be called a quarterling or a threequarterling.

As for the Gnome-Hobbit cross? Not possible in my game without divine intervention. I long ago worked out a huge great spaghetti-like chart of what can breed with what, and it boiled down to two separated groups where Giants-Ogres-Dwarves-Gnomes are one line and Humans-Hobbits-Elves are the other; with the main crossing point being Orcs who can breed with both Humans and Ogres.