A horse is a horse of course of course....

[kirinke]

Stats for Mr. Ed.
Mr. Ed
No one is quite sure how this animal came to be. Perhaps a druid and a nature-wizard got together for an extended prank on the local farmers. Whatever the reason. Mr. Ed is here to stay, giving advice to stupid humans, typically named Wilbur or munchkins with no sense. Whichever comes first.

Light Horse, Awakened
Large Animal
Hit Dice: 3d8+6 (19 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 60 ft. (12 squares)
Armor Class: 13 (–1 size, +1 Dex, +3 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/+8
Attack: Hoof –2 melee (1d4+1*)
Full Attack: 2 hooves –2 melee (1d4+1*)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Qualities: Low-light vision, scent, human speech (common)
Saves: Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +2
Abilities: Str 14, Dex 13, Con 15, Int 18, Wis 21, Cha 16
Skills: Listen +4, Spot +4
Feats: Endurance, Run
Environment: Temperate plains
Organization: Unique
Challenge Rating: 1
Carrying Capacity: A light load for Mr. Ed is up to 150 pounds; a medium load, 151–300 pounds; and a heavy load, 301–450 pounds. Mr. Ed can drag 2,250 pounds.

Mr. Ed understands any language because a crazy wizard cast Comprehend languages and Permanacy on him. A deity with a weird sense of humor gave Mr. Ed immortality so he can give advice to more humans throughout the ages.

 

[Halivar]

While conceivably off-topic enough to belong in General, it might also be on-topic enough to belong in Rogue's Gallery.

Besides, I always found Mr. Ed to be rather roguish in how he treated Wilbur.

 

[kirinke]

exactly.

exactly.
which is why that god with the weird sense of humor granted Mr. Ed immortality. To drive humanoids to distraction. Oh. I forgot. Mr. Ed will only talk to one person (his chosen 'owner') at a time.

 

[Piratecat]

Funny conversion.

I'll gallop this off to the Rogue's Gallery.

 

[kirinke]

^_^

i thought it was pretty funny myself. it just came to me, as i do have a tendancy to create munchkin characters that will never see the light of an adventure. mostly thru an imperfect understanding of the 3e rules. it's like subdual-what?

 

[Conaill]

Ok, since I'm an@l like that, and because I just just posted a new Awakened Anima thread to sort out how this spell works exactly, here's what I would consider to be the most official 3.5 "awakened light horse" version of Mr. Ed:

Mr. Ed Horse, Light
Large Magical Beast (Augmented Animal)
Hit Dice: 5d8+6 (28 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 60 ft. (12 squares)
Armor Class: 13 (–1 size, +1 Dex, +3 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple: +3/+9
Attack: Hoof +4 melee (1d4+2)
Full Attack: 2 hooves +4 melee (1d4+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60', low-light vision, scent
Saves: Fort +6, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 14, Dex 13, Con 15, Int 18, Wis 12, Cha 9
Skills: Listen +9, Spot +9
Feats: Endurance, Run
Environment: TV studio
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 2
Advancement: By character class.
Level Adjustment: +1?

Mr. Ed cannot fight while carrying a rider.

Carrying Capacity: A light load for Mr. Ed is up to 150 pounds; a medium load, 151–300 pounds; and a heavy load, 301–450 pounds. Mr. Ed can drag 2,250 pounds.

Note that Mr. Ed speaks at least one language known by the caster of the Awaken spell - no need for a Permanencied Comprehend Languages spell.

 

[kirinke]

whoot. i'd change the environement to stable though.... or any temperate. heheh. you could curse him on a paly though.... ^)^