A joke only a moderator can tell - c'mon, people, work with me here!

[Darrin Drader]

I would like to remind the esteemed moderators of the following:

Know when to stop, people. The standard EN World rule for not posting dumb-ass, content-less threads is not suspended in this forum.

Plunk! That's the sound a chicken makes when strapped to a cow that has been tossed over the side of a very tall building.

Closed!

Feel free to start another thread that provides some interesting content in your next effort. As always, email me if you want to discuss this further.

 

[Robbert Raets]

Looks like the yolk's on you, Piratecat

 

[Hand of Evil]

Any one see the Chick-fil-a Superhero Cow calendar? I keep wondering if they have a Mad Cow in it.

 

[Hand of Evil]

Oh, and I have issues with Travelocity's Roaming Gnome TV spots! We all know where the gnome is from!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

I've never been interrupted by a chicken, but I think the experience might be broadening.

 

[alsih2o]

AF-LAC!

er, i mean...

uh, Quack!

 

[Lola]

Any one see the Chick-fil-a Superhero Cow calendar? I keep wondering if they have a Mad Cow in it.

The Chick-Fil-A calendar superheroes are:

Decibell
The Gristle Missile
Cowborg
The Swatter
Kowrate
Leatherneck
Untippable
Two-Percent
Holstoy
Little Big Hoof
The Cowmeleon
Coldcuts


And there are coupons. Coupons! For Chick-Fil-A food! And they're worth more than the $5 you pay for the calendar! Why do you not have one?

 

[Piratecat]

I would like to remind the esteemed moderators of the following:

Are you implying that this thread is without content? I say to you, fie! For instance:

What if the PC group encounters an intelligent chicken during their travels? The chicken has a bad tendency to interrupt people, and claims to be a transformed princess. Secretly, though, it is a druidic spy using the PCs for cover as it scopes out the kingdom.

See? Interrupting chicken.

 

[Henry]

...What if the PC group encounters an intelligent chicken during their travels? The chicken has a bad tendency to interrupt people, and claims to be a transformed princess. Secretly, though, it is a druidic spy using the PCs for cover as it scopes out the kingdom.

See? Interrupting chicken.

Does anyone have a good animated gif of someone banging their head into a wall or a desk repeatedly?

 

[Lola]

And who wouldn't want to be The Gristle Missile in a superhero game? I know I do. I also want waffle fries now. Hey! You could eat waffle fries while playing The Gristle Missile in a superhero game!