A message for the tavern owner


First Post
Dear Landlady

A bit of a note to tell you your garden stinks. A goblin has set up home and dug a den under one of your trees. He's using it as a piddle pot too. Its very gross.

yours truely .

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First Post
*notes the message, then asks Beeg to investigate*

"If you find any such thing going on, feed the thing to Harry. And...perhaps anyone standing around looking suspicious too. Hmm? No, not the river; I'm not feeling particularly merciful today. And Beeg, it would be a shame if I had to close the Garden, you know?"

*goes on about her business*

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