A Question About Eric Noah
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Eric Noah drinks a lot of petrol.
Eric Noah was born in space.
Eric Noah never blinks.
Eric Noah roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.
Eric Noah sleeps upside down like a bat.
Eric Noah's sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
Eric Noah's skin has the texture of dolphins.
If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear Eric Noah's thoughts.
Eric Noah does not see like humans do, instead heh sees numbers in green scrolling down.
Eric Noah could annihilate the Daleks, Dr Who and the Cyberman, if he could be bothered.
Eric Noah is scared of bells.
Eric Noah once punched a horse to the ground.
Eric Noah's politics are terrifying.
Eric Noah lives in a tree.
Eric Noah likes DragonBoarder.
Eric Noah was raised by wolves.
Eric Noah appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
Eric Noah's favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
Eric Noah's earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
Eric Noah is confused by stairs.
Eric Noah naturally faces magnetic north.
Eric Noah is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
Eric Noah's heart ticks like a watch.
All Eric Noah's legs are hydraulic.
Eric Noah's brain is a Satellite navigation system.
Eric Noah can "accumbularate".
Eric Noah appears on Japanese banknotes.
There's an airport in Russia named after Eric Noah.
Eric Noah is wanted by the CIA.
Eric Noah's breath smells of magnesium.
Eric Noah can catch fish with his tongue.
Eric Noah's tears are adhesive.
If set alight, Eric Noah'd burn for a thousand days.
After eating printing ink, Eric Noah obtains the ability to fly.
Eric Noah is terrified of ducks.
Eric Noah's voice can only be heard by cats.
Eric Noah has two sets of knees.
Eric Noah can swim seven lengths underwater.
Eric Noah has webbed buttocks.
Eric Noah can melt concrete on contact.
Eric Noah is more machine than man.
Eric Noah's heart is in upside down.
Eric Noah's teeth glow in the dark.
Eric Noah's favourite food is raw meat.
Eric Noah has no age.
Eric Noah urinates 98 RON petrol.
Eric Noah can smell corners.
Eric Noah likes his eggs sunny side up.
Eric Noah has acid for blood.
Jimmy Carter wants Eric Noah dead.
Eric Noah has a bionic arm.
Eric Noah has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh.
Eric Noah is stumped by clouds.
Eric Noah has no fear.
Eric Noah's ears aren't exactly where you would expect them to be.
Eric Noah once, "preposterously", had an affair with John Prescott.
Eric Noah has a digital face.
If Eric Noah felt like it, he could fire Donald Trump.
Eric Noah has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track.
Eric Noah's genitals are on upside down.
If Eric Noah could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.
If Eric Noah left America, his ears would explode.
Eric Noah's ears have a paisley lining.
Eric Noah is banned from the Chelsea Flower Show.
The outline of Eric Noah's left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring.
If given an important job to do, Eric Noah will skive off and play croquet.
Eric Noah invented Branston Pickle.
On really warm days, Eric Noah sheds his skin like a snake.
For some reason, Eric Noah is allergic to the Dutch.
Eric Noah's fingernails have 330bhp.
Eric Noah's tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds.
Eric Noah's first name really is "the".
If Eric Noah went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.
Eric Noah once threw a microwave oven at a tramp.
Eric Noah once had a viscous knife fight with Anthea Turner
Eric Noah was in no way involved with the cash for honours scandal... all we know is, Eric Noah's called LORD Noah!
Eric Noah was a CIA experiment gone wrong
Eric Noah eats a lot of cheese
If you were to lick Eric Noah's chest, it would taste exactly like piccalily
Eric Noah was thrown out of the Brit Awards for goosing Russel Brand
Eric Noah sucks moisture from ducks
Eric Noah isn't machine washable.
All Eric Noah's potted plants are called Steve.
Eric Noah was born in space.
Eric Noah never blinks.
Eric Noah roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.
Eric Noah sleeps upside down like a bat.
Eric Noah's sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
Eric Noah's skin has the texture of dolphins.
If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear Eric Noah's thoughts.
Eric Noah does not see like humans do, instead heh sees numbers in green scrolling down.
Eric Noah could annihilate the Daleks, Dr Who and the Cyberman, if he could be bothered.
Eric Noah is scared of bells.
Eric Noah once punched a horse to the ground.
Eric Noah's politics are terrifying.
Eric Noah lives in a tree.
Eric Noah likes DragonBoarder.
Eric Noah was raised by wolves.
Eric Noah appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
Eric Noah's favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
Eric Noah's earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
Eric Noah is confused by stairs.
Eric Noah naturally faces magnetic north.
Eric Noah is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
Eric Noah's heart ticks like a watch.
All Eric Noah's legs are hydraulic.
Eric Noah's brain is a Satellite navigation system.
Eric Noah can "accumbularate".
Eric Noah appears on Japanese banknotes.
There's an airport in Russia named after Eric Noah.
Eric Noah is wanted by the CIA.
Eric Noah's breath smells of magnesium.
Eric Noah can catch fish with his tongue.
Eric Noah's tears are adhesive.
If set alight, Eric Noah'd burn for a thousand days.
After eating printing ink, Eric Noah obtains the ability to fly.
Eric Noah is terrified of ducks.
Eric Noah's voice can only be heard by cats.
Eric Noah has two sets of knees.
Eric Noah can swim seven lengths underwater.
Eric Noah has webbed buttocks.
Eric Noah can melt concrete on contact.
Eric Noah is more machine than man.
Eric Noah's heart is in upside down.
Eric Noah's teeth glow in the dark.
Eric Noah's favourite food is raw meat.
Eric Noah has no age.
Eric Noah urinates 98 RON petrol.
Eric Noah can smell corners.
Eric Noah likes his eggs sunny side up.
Eric Noah has acid for blood.
Jimmy Carter wants Eric Noah dead.
Eric Noah has a bionic arm.
Eric Noah has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh.
Eric Noah is stumped by clouds.
Eric Noah has no fear.
Eric Noah's ears aren't exactly where you would expect them to be.
Eric Noah once, "preposterously", had an affair with John Prescott.
Eric Noah has a digital face.
If Eric Noah felt like it, he could fire Donald Trump.
Eric Noah has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track.
Eric Noah's genitals are on upside down.
If Eric Noah could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.
If Eric Noah left America, his ears would explode.
Eric Noah's ears have a paisley lining.
Eric Noah is banned from the Chelsea Flower Show.
The outline of Eric Noah's left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring.
If given an important job to do, Eric Noah will skive off and play croquet.
Eric Noah invented Branston Pickle.
On really warm days, Eric Noah sheds his skin like a snake.
For some reason, Eric Noah is allergic to the Dutch.
Eric Noah's fingernails have 330bhp.
Eric Noah's tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds.
Eric Noah's first name really is "the".
If Eric Noah went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.
Eric Noah once threw a microwave oven at a tramp.
Eric Noah once had a viscous knife fight with Anthea Turner
Eric Noah was in no way involved with the cash for honours scandal... all we know is, Eric Noah's called LORD Noah!
Eric Noah was a CIA experiment gone wrong
Eric Noah eats a lot of cheese
If you were to lick Eric Noah's chest, it would taste exactly like piccalily
Eric Noah was thrown out of the Brit Awards for goosing Russel Brand
Eric Noah sucks moisture from ducks
Eric Noah isn't machine washable.
All Eric Noah's potted plants are called Steve.
Kae'Yoss
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Eric Noah is one of God's own prototypes: a high-powered mutant never even considered for mass-production. Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Eric Noah can distinguish every technology from magic.
Eric Noah can see the back of his own head.
The Light at the End of the Tunnel is Eric Noah's glowing eyes.
Eric Noah can write a two into a single bit of data.
Eric Noah can jump-start cars with his bare hands.
Eric Noah can drink from a fire hose.
Eric Noah knows the limit of the Hat of D02!
Eric Noah can reach level 10 in Munchin wy other ways than fighting or divine intervention.
Eric Noah's cards in Three Dragon Ante always trigger.
Eric Noah can build a 201 point DDM warband in 200 point play. He can activate 3 creatures without the use of tactics or anything like that.
Eric Noah has a crit range of 1-20/X Infinity
Eric Noah can distinguish every technology from magic.
Eric Noah can see the back of his own head.
The Light at the End of the Tunnel is Eric Noah's glowing eyes.
Eric Noah can write a two into a single bit of data.
Eric Noah can jump-start cars with his bare hands.
Eric Noah can drink from a fire hose.
Eric Noah knows the limit of the Hat of D02!
Eric Noah can reach level 10 in Munchin wy other ways than fighting or divine intervention.
Eric Noah's cards in Three Dragon Ante always trigger.
Eric Noah can build a 201 point DDM warband in 200 point play. He can activate 3 creatures without the use of tactics or anything like that.
Eric Noah has a crit range of 1-20/X Infinity
Remathilis
Legend
Eric Noah traveled time to the year 3010 and beat the evil robot-king and saved us all again...
Breakdaddy
First Post
Eric Noah was the sole survivor of the battle of Thermopylae
Eric Noah was the second gunman on the grassy gnoll
Eric Noah makes you save vs. death ray or worship him on sight
Eric Noah was the second gunman on the grassy gnoll
Eric Noah makes you save vs. death ray or worship him on sight
