A Question About Eric Noah

[The Grumpy Celt]

The biggest mistake in Eric Noah's life was lending Vader his keys to the Death Star.

Eric Noah has Vecna's B*lls.

 

[Nightfall]

Eric Noah is my half-fiend love-child?

Funny I thought he was Shemmy's.

 

[Cthulhudrew]

I sure have a lot of cool stuff I could put on my resume now... thanks!

Eric Noah doesn't need a resume.

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

Eric Noah is the only man on earth who can divide by 0.

you can divide by zero, but trying to explain how or the answer usually ends in massive headaches for everyone involved.

 

[Jdvn1]

There is no Zuul there is only Eric Noah.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Eric Noah once tilted the boards with his post count.

 

[Imruphel]

For some reason, Eric Noah is allergic to the Dutch.

Nope, that one is normal. Everyone is allergic to the Dutch.

 

[James Heard]

Eric Noah has Vecna's B*lls.

Man, I'd hate to have to consider the horrible sacrifice needed to install those.

Eric Noah attended a prestigious all girls boarding school well-documented in a series of risque unpublished serials by H.G. Wells.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Eric Noah wears the Head of Vecna and has defeated the Dread Gazebo!

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

Man, I'd hate to have to consider the horrible sacrifice...

He keeps them in a jar on his desk. Vecna's that is. I mean it's his desk. I mean it's Eric Noah's desk, bu Vecna's gonads in the jar.

If the sun should suddenly go dim, Eric will reignite it with the force of his mind.