A Question About Eric Noah

[Salthorae]

Clearly EN-equality isn't a transitive property.

Cheers, -- N

OMG... It's not nice to make someone laugh in the office like that. Especially when, even if I explain it, they don't get it..

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Since the speed of time is inversely proportionate to one's nearness to 'c', and we all know that Eric Noah moves at close to, if not at, true 'c', then it also follows that in addition to all other SQ's that he possesses, Eric is also immortal and will never die of auld age!

 

[kenobi65]

That's cuz i m ur teechr

Well, actually, I wasn't even being funny in that one. The section on the original Eric Noah site that explained AoOs was a godsend for me.

Thanks, teech.

 

[Chiaroscuro23]

I am Eric Noah!

And Spartacus!

And Emmitt Smith!

I'm Eric Noah, and so's my wife!

 

[Pbartender]

I'm Eric Noah, and so's my wife!

Eric Noah's wife is Brannich Blacksmoke, and she invented an award winning recipe for Lemon Curry.

 

[Cthulhudrew]

Other fun facts about Eric Noah:

1) Was also the former professional wrestler known as The Dungeon Master.

Wasn't he a luchador?

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Wasn't he a luchador?

That was actually a horrible accident with an airbrush. Eric doesn't like to talk about it.

 

[Flexor the Mighty!]

Eric Noah doesn't roll dice, he looks at the GM and says "I have a 20" and the GM keeps his mouth shut and accepts it...even if EN was supposed to be rolling a D4.

 

[Voadam]

Eric Noah wrote two articles for Dragon. Under his real name. He used pseudonyms for all his other articles in Dragon, Dungeon, Scientific American, New England Journal of Medicine, Playboy, etc. so that he wouldn't be recognized.

 

[Nightfall]

This thread has become SO much better than when I started posting on it. *sighs and smiles* some great laughs guys. Truly exemplar.

 

[Whimsical]

Eric Noah can kill anyone he wants! He cut off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. Eric Noah is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Eric Noah was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon he killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Eric Noah totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Eric Noah?
A: Eric Noah is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he don't give a crap, but on the other hand, he is very careful and precise.