A Sore Thumb: Ways for a Chinese girl to stand out?

[RangerWickett]

Oh, come on TB. We know you're really a woman. You're so polite and non-confrontational.

I've seen TB, and I will not comment on his bosom or his bottom.

Man this thread is weird.

 

[Nifft]

Pointy ears. Don't explain them.

-- N

 

[Gez]

Give her kalidescopic eyes - the colors shimmer and change at a moment's notice.

And she calls people who answer quite slowly?

 

[domino]

Pointy ears. Don't explain them.

-- N

She obviously got her ears caught in an automatic rice picking machine.

 

[Nifft]

She obviously got her ears caught in an automatic rice picking machine.

Maybe there are many Chinese girls with pointy ears, and that's why they wear those broad hats.

-- N

 

[bubbalin]

An obvious feature that may be attractive enough to get her sold, be natural and distinctive... How about an interestingly shaped birthmark on her face? Perhaps the birthmark resembles a dragon that has it's wings outstretched (or some other position)...

 

[MavrickWeirdo]

You know, all the comments about her "figure" fail to take into account that generous endowments are often a drawback for performers.

I agree with the red hair and freckles idea. I may steal it.

Size is relative

OLGA PIKHIENKO (Cirque du soleil, VAREKAI) has a "generous" figure for a contortionist, although she is Russian not Chinese

 

[Vargo]

And she calls people who answer quite slowly?

We have a winner!

 

[John Morrow]

She obviously got her ears caught in an automatic rice picking machine.

But fortunately, there was an American missionary living close by who was actually a skilled plastic surgeon in civilian life.

 

[Templeton580]

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