A surreal moment I had to share

[Mystery Man]

Colonel Sanders Special Seasoning (Ex): A chicken swarm is especially suseptible to Colonel Sanders Special Seasoning.....

lol!

 

[JiffyPopTart]

In my wierdo game I started last FRI I had the characters participating in the "Emperors Games" for fun and prizes.

I wanted to run the games almost entirely on skills alone, no combat....

3.5 does a pretty good job with providing rules for team hide-and-seek.

DS

 

[Impeesa]

...this character could launch an onslaught of pecking, fluttering, harmless clawing things on his foe - a fowl thing to do.

Ah, there's nothing like a good joke!







....and that was nothing like a good joke.

--Impeesa--

 

[Lu Wei Fong]

Great stuff! Does the swarm have a feather fall spell-like ability? That'd come in hendy I bet Are they illiterate? I don't imagine they could write anything that didn't look like a bunch of chicken scratch... Sorry, my sense of humor's a little scrambled right now.

 

[the Jester]

Need stats for Chicken Swarm!

I've thought this for a while, actually.

 

[Particle_Man]

Y'know, if someone gets stats for the cow, we could publish "The Far Side d20".

 

[Argent Silvermage]

I take it that Druid can call this swarm up by using a 0 level slot. what happens if you have augment summoning? Are they Dire Chickens? :\

 

[Krellic]

Love the Chicken Swarm!

As the chickens mostly did not last till the end of the night, but a lot of locals ate well, I might just apply the ghost template and have them come back and haunt him...

 

[Argent Silvermage]

Love the Chicken Swarm!

As the chickens mostly did not last till the end of the night, but a lot of locals ate well, I might just apply the ghost template and have them come back and haunt him...

AAAHHH!!!! Poultrygheist!

 

[Tyrion Alb]

AAAHHH!!!! Poultrygheist!

[chokes on soda] Aack! Another round of booooooooo! booooo!

Some of these posts, like the chicken swarm, are like poultry emotion.