A surreal moment I had to share

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

Does anyone remember the computer game Heratic where you could turn into a chicken with a special egg? That was a way fun game. You could see a little beak in front of you, you were really small, if you jumped you went a long way, and you could annoy the heck out of other people.

"Why am I losing health? I can't see anything attacking me!"

Chicken: "Bwak! You turned me into barnyard fowl! Feel the wrath of the angry chicken!"

"Dang it it's a freaking chicken!"

 

[Krellic]

AAAHHH!!!! Poultrygheist!

I apologise to all readers of this topic for being the straight man for that line and the awful jokes that followed.

Ghostly chickens it is Wednesday then...

 

[Argent Silvermage]

You all laugh now... But I'm seriously considering a PbP Based on the more absured concepts we all have thought up. case in point. Chicken swarm with the infernal template. Mwahahaha!

 

[Mystery Man]

You all laugh now... But I'm seriously considering a PbP Based on the more absured concepts we all have thought up. case in point. Chicken swarm with the infernal template. Mwahahaha!

I hope it's all it's cracked up to be.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Dangerous thinng, that chicken swarm. The enhanced version should be of roosters - make one of your silly jokes in its earshot, and you feel cocksure.

 

[Gez]

Does anyone remember the computer game Heratic where you could turn into a chicken with a special egg?

Yeah, Heretic. It was a weapon, you turned others into chicken. The "Morph Ovum" that allowed to practice "gallinamorphosis".

In the sequel/companion games Hexen, you had the Porkelator instead, turned your enemies into pigs.

Both were real fun.

 

[Czhorat]

You all laugh now... But I'm seriously considering a PbP Based on the more absured concepts we all have thought up. case in point. Chicken swarm with the infernal template. Mwahahaha!

Would infernal chickens lay deviled eggs?

 

[s/LaSH]

For your enjoyment, I present An Artillery Scene, excerpted from The Goon Show, written by Spike Milligan.

The scene: Unknown. The characters: Unknown. I'll assume it's Seagoon and Major Bloodnok.

...
*Distant sound of artillery firing*
Seagoon: Duck!
*Buck-awk-awk-awk!*
Bloodnok: That's no duck, that's a chicken.
S: The're firing hens at us!
B: A fowl trick.
S: Egg-zactly.
Eccles: Stop cracking yolks!
...

Quoted from memory, so excuse any inaccuracies. (It's pretty good for concentrated chickenpun, though.)

They also had a naval battle in sailing prisons:

Grytpype: Moriarty! Load another salvo of turkeys - with the parson's nose upwards!
Moriarty: Sapristi! With the parson's nose upwards? If you hit him with those, he'll go to the bottom!

...

Hey, I don't make this stuff up.