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Jack of Shadows
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If you hold a Player's Handbook up with just one finger is it PH Balanced?
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howandwhy99
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Cops & Robbers would never work in D20. Robbers sneak attack and Cops are always Flatfooted.
If your joke is so bad it leaves the audience stunned, is it a Punning Attack?
If your joke is so bad it leaves the audience stunned, is it a Punning Attack?
babomb
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A divine warrior eaten by a red dragon is a paladinner.
A horse that's unconscious but not dying is stable.
When you become invisible, do you lose your in sight bonus?
If your parents are smart, do you get an inheirent bonus to Int?
If you successfully defend a defensive structure, you've made a fort save.
Did you hear about the adventure to cast Prestidigitation on Vecna? Dye, Vecna, Dye.
What do you call a spell that writes sheet music for drummers? Symbol of Percussion.
To help an injured puppy, cast Cure Light Hounds.
Sadly, our cleric misunderstood the meaning of turn undead.
Modifications for urban druid spells:
Create Water->Create Waiter: still gets you something to drink!
Flare->Fare: pays for a toll
Bear's Endurance->Bar's Endurance: Drink everyone under the table
Diminish Plants->Diminish Pants
Plant Growth->Pant Growth
Control Plants->Control Pants
Tree Stride->Free Ride: Never pay for a taxi again
Antilife Shell->Antiwife Shell
Repel Wood->Repel Hood: Pushes away thugs
Transport via Plants->Transport via Pants
A horse that's unconscious but not dying is stable.
When you become invisible, do you lose your in sight bonus?
If your parents are smart, do you get an inheirent bonus to Int?
If you successfully defend a defensive structure, you've made a fort save.
Did you hear about the adventure to cast Prestidigitation on Vecna? Dye, Vecna, Dye.
What do you call a spell that writes sheet music for drummers? Symbol of Percussion.
To help an injured puppy, cast Cure Light Hounds.
Sadly, our cleric misunderstood the meaning of turn undead.
Modifications for urban druid spells:
Create Water->Create Waiter: still gets you something to drink!
Flare->Fare: pays for a toll
Bear's Endurance->Bar's Endurance: Drink everyone under the table
Diminish Plants->Diminish Pants
Plant Growth->Pant Growth
Control Plants->Control Pants
Tree Stride->Free Ride: Never pay for a taxi again
Antilife Shell->Antiwife Shell
Repel Wood->Repel Hood: Pushes away thugs
Transport via Plants->Transport via Pants
From the gameing table (there are others but i cannot remember them now)
Druid (summoning bears and animal growthing them) " here are the bear necessities"
party "there goes the un-bear-able tension"
half way through the fight "how are they bearing up"
after the fight "we bear-ly made it"
Zamtap
Druid (summoning bears and animal growthing them) " here are the bear necessities"
party "there goes the un-bear-able tension"
half way through the fight "how are they bearing up"
after the fight "we bear-ly made it"
Zamtap
cybertalus
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babomb, you are Da Funny. The fort save one was particularly good.
Here's the only one I have:
If I have broad sword that is a thousand years old is it the Millenium Falchion?
Here's the only one I have:
If I have broad sword that is a thousand years old is it the Millenium Falchion?
Agent Oracle
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If you're a multi-headed beast that can't swim, are you Hydra-phobic?
How do you play football with a construct? Tell it "Golem, go long! "
If you preserve the written last wishes of a comrade, is that a will save?
How do you play football with a construct? Tell it "Golem, go long! "
If you preserve the written last wishes of a comrade, is that a will save?
blargney the second
blargney the minute's son
babomb said:
*makes a rofl save*
*rolls a one*
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