[Adult] Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, thread 2
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Zelda Themelin
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yep, good stuff. 
Interesting idea arcady. However, that leads to balance issues. Let's assume you have 3 rings, and nothing else, so you decide to pierce your nipple and wear one of them there and the other two on your hands, but forego the cape (which you don't have to begin with).
I'd say you could wear a ring as a piercing in lieu of one of your ring slots, but not any other item slots. Of course you can still make them slot-independant (e.g.. nipple-ring of invisibility) for double-cost and wear your regular allotment.
Or we could introduce a new spell... Piercing Needles of Alternate Placement.
Allows the caster to pierce a body part to use a magic item outside of its regular slot (i.e. a magical ring could be worn as a belly-button ring).
All the spell gurus out there... any ideas for level, duration, XP cost, etc.
I'd say you could wear a ring as a piercing in lieu of one of your ring slots, but not any other item slots. Of course you can still make them slot-independant (e.g.. nipple-ring of invisibility) for double-cost and wear your regular allotment.
Or we could introduce a new spell... Piercing Needles of Alternate Placement.
Allows the caster to pierce a body part to use a magic item outside of its regular slot (i.e. a magical ring could be worn as a belly-button ring).
All the spell gurus out there... any ideas for level, duration, XP cost, etc.
Well, I posted these to the other board but i thought I might as well put them here as well. Any comments on these oh so innocent items would be appreciated.
Heated Elven Plate
This suit of +1 full plate armor is designed to fit the female form like a glove and does so with remarkable comfort. Any female wearing it with no other clothing between their skin and the armor will find that they can rest perfectly well while still having the armor on and that the enchantments upon it will both clean them beneath it and also remove any need to eliminate bodily wastes.
Problems occur if this armor is worn by a female elf (of any sub-species). If such a person wears it as described above or more than an hour then the armor will give an audible 'click' as it locks. At that point only the proper command word or a remove curse (from a caster of 10th level of above) will let it be removed. Once locked, the elven wearer must make a Will save (DC 11) each day or become horny until the armor is removed.
Caster Level: 9th; Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, arcane lock, bestow curse, prestidigitation, stone shape; Market Price: 16,050 gp; Cost to Create: 8,025 gp + 642 XP
Black Lacy Underwear
This set of female underthings, made of black lace and velvet, seem to subtle enhance the wearer's 'assets' and draw the right sort of attention to them. Any female wearing these garments gains a +2 bonus to Charisma or Charisma-based skill checks against any being who would otherwise be sexually attracted to them and can see at least part of the garments.
Caster Level: 5th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, alter self, suggestion; Market Price: 2,000 gp; Cost to Create: 1,000 gp + 80 XP
Heated Elven Plate
This suit of +1 full plate armor is designed to fit the female form like a glove and does so with remarkable comfort. Any female wearing it with no other clothing between their skin and the armor will find that they can rest perfectly well while still having the armor on and that the enchantments upon it will both clean them beneath it and also remove any need to eliminate bodily wastes.
Problems occur if this armor is worn by a female elf (of any sub-species). If such a person wears it as described above or more than an hour then the armor will give an audible 'click' as it locks. At that point only the proper command word or a remove curse (from a caster of 10th level of above) will let it be removed. Once locked, the elven wearer must make a Will save (DC 11) each day or become horny until the armor is removed.
Caster Level: 9th; Prerequisites: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, arcane lock, bestow curse, prestidigitation, stone shape; Market Price: 16,050 gp; Cost to Create: 8,025 gp + 642 XP
Black Lacy Underwear
This set of female underthings, made of black lace and velvet, seem to subtle enhance the wearer's 'assets' and draw the right sort of attention to them. Any female wearing these garments gains a +2 bonus to Charisma or Charisma-based skill checks against any being who would otherwise be sexually attracted to them and can see at least part of the garments.
Caster Level: 5th; Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, alter self, suggestion; Market Price: 2,000 gp; Cost to Create: 1,000 gp + 80 XP
Anabstercorian
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The Passionate
"Some people think that pleasure is magic. They are fools. They take the most wonderful thing in the world and corrupt it in to a lesser state. We know better. Pleasure is a power unlike any other, and we are its masters."
The Passionate (always written with a capital P) are a loose organization of sexual cabalists who gain power from sexual contact directly, without using it to power sexual rituals or calling on the gods of pleasure. They tap directly in to the nascent power of the Elemental Plane of Eros, and can, through this power, become living emblems of the ideal of passion. They move faster, harder, and stronger. Their beauty is unmatched. Their touch can change someone forever. They are the warriors of love, passion, and lust.
Prerequisites
Sexual Prowess: 8 ranks
Feats: Skill Focus (Sexual Prowess), Endurance
Alignment: Any Chaotic
Sex Tricks: Adaptive Lover (Any), Easy to Read, Intuitive Lover, Species Focus (Any)
Special: Must have visited the Elemental Plane of Eros and coupled with a Lust Elemental while there. It is highly recommended that this requirement not be waived under any circumstances.
Class Features:
Hit Die: d10
Base Attack Bonus: As Fighter
Saving Throws: As Monk
Class Skills, Skill Points: As Monk + Sexual Prowess
Class Abilities by Level:
1st: Sex is Power, Sex Appeal, Passionate Heart
2nd: Heartwatch, Sensual Touch
3rd: Seductive Grace, Second Home
4th: Eros Strike
5th: Stunning Beauty
6th: Twisting Gaze
7th: Strength of Passion
8th: Uncontrollable Passion
9th: Pounding Heart
10th: Avatar of the Incarna
Sex is Power (Ex): A Passionate requires near-constant sexual contact in order to fuel their powers. In order to use the abilities of any given level of Passionate, he must have had sexual contact a number of times within the last 24 hours at least equal to the level of Passionate that the ability is acquired at. For example, to gain Sex Appeal as a virtual feat, an ability acquired at 1st level, a Passionate must have had sexual contact at least once in the last 24 hours. If they go 24 hours without sexual contact, they lose the ability until they once more have sexual contact.
This restriction is in place because of how the Passionate fuels his abilities. Upon completing sexual contact, the Passionate's partner becomes, in essence, a gateway to the Elemental Plane of Eros, pouring energy in to the passionate. Because of this, if the Passionate's partner is slain, petrified, or on another plane of existence from the Passionate, then they are no longer considered to have had sexual contact with the passionate. For example, if a Passionate has sex three times, gaining the ability Seductive Grace, and then one of his partners is killed, he immediately loses that ability, retaining only his second level abilities until he once more has sexual contact.
Sex Appeal (Su): At 1st level, a Passionate gains Sex Appeal as a virtual feat. If he actually has the feat Sex Appeal, the bonuses gained from that feat are doubled. This ability is limited by Sex is Power like any other Passionate ability.
Passionate Heart (Su): A Passionate gains a Competetence bonus to all sexual prowess checks equal to twice their Passionate level. Their reputation for being sexual dynamos is easily true.
Heartwatch (Su): At 2nd level, a Passionate gains the ability to see a lifeforms sexual aura (or lackthereof) and its details. A Passionate can acertain the sexual orientation, sexual desire, and all other relavent details of a creature's sexuality as a move equivalent action.
Sensual Touch (Su): At 2nd level, a Passionate gains the ability to helplessly daze an opponent with his caress at will. As a standard action, he may make a melee touch attack that affects his target as the Daze cantrip unless they succeed at a Will save (DC 12 + Cha modifier.) This is a mind affecting effect.
Seductive Grace (Su): At 3rd level, a Passionate's body is infused with small levels of pure erotic energy, giving them unnaturally beautiful grace and a remarkably flexible anatomy. They gain a +2 bonus to Dexterity and a +4 Competence bonus to Tumble, Escape Artist, Balance, and physical Perform checks. Additionally, they gain Dexterous Lover as a bonus sex trick.
Second Home (Sp): At 3rd level a Passionate can cast Eros Shift as a spell like ability once per day. At 7th, they gain the ability to use this spell at will.
Eros Strike (Su): At 4th level, a Passionate learns to channel his erotic energy in to a dangerously potent form. As a standard action once per hour, he can make a melee touch attack to slap a foe with his hand, sending a surge of eros energy through their bodies. This energy does 4d8+Cha bonus subdual damage to the target as their mind struggles (and ultimately fails) to deal with the enormous torrent of passion flowing through it. Targets who are rendered unconscious by this attack remain so for a number of hours equal to the damage inflicted by the attack, during which they remain in a state of erotic dream.
Stunning Beauty (Su): At 5th level, a Passionate's beauty becomes so overwhelming that it can leave mortals breathless with awe. All targets within 30 feet of the Passionate who look directly at him are Stunned for 1 round unless they succeed at a Will save (DC 12 + Cha modifier.) Targets of this ability, whether they make their save or not, are immune to it for one day thereafter. If the Passionate has the Sex Appeal feat, the duration of the Stunning affect is doubled. This is a mind affecting effect.
Twisting Gaze (Su): At 6th level, a Passionate's eyes begin to glow with sexual energy, giving him a permanent gaze attack, range of 30 feet, Will save DC 12 + Cha modifier. Targets who fail their save against this effect are permanently rendered bisexual.
Strength of Passion (Su): At 7th level, the erotic energy filling the body of the Passionate increases, allowing them to not only move faster, but with greater power and strength. They gain a +2 bonus to Strength and a +4 competence bonus to Jump, Climb, and Swim checks. Additionally, they gain Powerful Lover as a bonus sex trick.
Uncontrollable Passion (Su): At 8th level, it becomes unclear whether the Passionate uses his passion or his passion uses him. Whenever the Passionate hasn't had sexual contact a number of times at least equal to twice his Passionate level within the last 36 hours, he must immediately make a Will save (DC 20) or go in to a sexual frenzy, doing everything possible within the constraints of his alignment to have sexual contact until he no longer hasn't had sexual contact a number of times at least equal to twice his Passionate level within the last 36 hours.
On the bright side, he can inflict this same desperate passion on others with a gaze attack, igniting his eyes with erotic power. Once per day he can activate a gaze attack for two rounds. This gaze attack causes the victim to enter a sexual frenzy, as above, for 2d3 hours. Will save DC 20 to resist.
Pounding Heart (Su): At 9th level, a Passionate becomes completely infused with erotic energy. Even his metabolism is primarily powered by erotic power. At 9th level, a Passionate no longer needs to eat, and can hold his breath for five times as long as normal, although this gives him no special protection against crushing depths of water or the depths of space. Additionally, he gains a +2 bonus to Constitution as long as he's had sexual contact in the last hour.
Proxy of the Incarna (Su): At 10th level, a Passionate becomes a Proxy for his patron Incarna. Aside from becoming a representative of the Incarna and whatever authority that provides, he can ignite a Storm of Passion once per day. This is powerful storm of erotic energy, a 20' emanation centered on the Passionate, that lasts 2d4 rounds. Once a round, at the beginning of the Passionate's initiative, the closest target to the Passionate within the range of the emanation is affected by a mind-affecting effect determined by the Passionate's patron Incarna, unless they succeed at a Will save (DC 20). These effects are listed as follows:
Lust: The target is compelled to forcibly mate with the closest available creature. This effect lasts one hour.
Desire: The target's mind is clouded with her deepest fantasy, sending her in to a dreamworld of her own devising. This knocks the target unconscious for 1d4 hours or until roused.
Love: The target immediately falls in love with the first creature it sees. This love cannot be cured short of a Wish or Miracle and lasts 3d4 weeks.
Perversion: The target permanently takes on a random perversion, chosen by d10:
1 - Teratophilia (A dangerous monster fetish)
2 - Chromophilia (A color fetish)
3 - Sadomasochism (An enjoyment of inflicting and receiving pain in sex)
4 - Submissive/Dominant (An enjoyment of either being controlled or controlling a lover during the sex act.)
5 - Devoraphila (An eating fetish)
6 - Zoophila (A fetish for sex with non-sentient creatures not of your species)
7 - Xenophilia (A fetish for sex with sentient creatures not of your species)
8 - Necrophilia (A fetish for sex with the dead or undead)
9 - Magophila (A fetish for sex altered by magical effects)
10 - A fetish for wastes and excrements.
This fetish can cured with a Remove Curse, Heal, Restoration, Wish, Miracle, or any healing effect of equal or higher power.
COMPLETED
"Some people think that pleasure is magic. They are fools. They take the most wonderful thing in the world and corrupt it in to a lesser state. We know better. Pleasure is a power unlike any other, and we are its masters."
The Passionate (always written with a capital P) are a loose organization of sexual cabalists who gain power from sexual contact directly, without using it to power sexual rituals or calling on the gods of pleasure. They tap directly in to the nascent power of the Elemental Plane of Eros, and can, through this power, become living emblems of the ideal of passion. They move faster, harder, and stronger. Their beauty is unmatched. Their touch can change someone forever. They are the warriors of love, passion, and lust.
Prerequisites
Sexual Prowess: 8 ranks
Feats: Skill Focus (Sexual Prowess), Endurance
Alignment: Any Chaotic
Sex Tricks: Adaptive Lover (Any), Easy to Read, Intuitive Lover, Species Focus (Any)
Special: Must have visited the Elemental Plane of Eros and coupled with a Lust Elemental while there. It is highly recommended that this requirement not be waived under any circumstances.
Class Features:
Hit Die: d10
Base Attack Bonus: As Fighter
Saving Throws: As Monk
Class Skills, Skill Points: As Monk + Sexual Prowess
Class Abilities by Level:
1st: Sex is Power, Sex Appeal, Passionate Heart
2nd: Heartwatch, Sensual Touch
3rd: Seductive Grace, Second Home
4th: Eros Strike
5th: Stunning Beauty
6th: Twisting Gaze
7th: Strength of Passion
8th: Uncontrollable Passion
9th: Pounding Heart
10th: Avatar of the Incarna
Sex is Power (Ex): A Passionate requires near-constant sexual contact in order to fuel their powers. In order to use the abilities of any given level of Passionate, he must have had sexual contact a number of times within the last 24 hours at least equal to the level of Passionate that the ability is acquired at. For example, to gain Sex Appeal as a virtual feat, an ability acquired at 1st level, a Passionate must have had sexual contact at least once in the last 24 hours. If they go 24 hours without sexual contact, they lose the ability until they once more have sexual contact.
This restriction is in place because of how the Passionate fuels his abilities. Upon completing sexual contact, the Passionate's partner becomes, in essence, a gateway to the Elemental Plane of Eros, pouring energy in to the passionate. Because of this, if the Passionate's partner is slain, petrified, or on another plane of existence from the Passionate, then they are no longer considered to have had sexual contact with the passionate. For example, if a Passionate has sex three times, gaining the ability Seductive Grace, and then one of his partners is killed, he immediately loses that ability, retaining only his second level abilities until he once more has sexual contact.
Sex Appeal (Su): At 1st level, a Passionate gains Sex Appeal as a virtual feat. If he actually has the feat Sex Appeal, the bonuses gained from that feat are doubled. This ability is limited by Sex is Power like any other Passionate ability.
Passionate Heart (Su): A Passionate gains a Competetence bonus to all sexual prowess checks equal to twice their Passionate level. Their reputation for being sexual dynamos is easily true.
Heartwatch (Su): At 2nd level, a Passionate gains the ability to see a lifeforms sexual aura (or lackthereof) and its details. A Passionate can acertain the sexual orientation, sexual desire, and all other relavent details of a creature's sexuality as a move equivalent action.
Sensual Touch (Su): At 2nd level, a Passionate gains the ability to helplessly daze an opponent with his caress at will. As a standard action, he may make a melee touch attack that affects his target as the Daze cantrip unless they succeed at a Will save (DC 12 + Cha modifier.) This is a mind affecting effect.
Seductive Grace (Su): At 3rd level, a Passionate's body is infused with small levels of pure erotic energy, giving them unnaturally beautiful grace and a remarkably flexible anatomy. They gain a +2 bonus to Dexterity and a +4 Competence bonus to Tumble, Escape Artist, Balance, and physical Perform checks. Additionally, they gain Dexterous Lover as a bonus sex trick.
Second Home (Sp): At 3rd level a Passionate can cast Eros Shift as a spell like ability once per day. At 7th, they gain the ability to use this spell at will.
Eros Strike (Su): At 4th level, a Passionate learns to channel his erotic energy in to a dangerously potent form. As a standard action once per hour, he can make a melee touch attack to slap a foe with his hand, sending a surge of eros energy through their bodies. This energy does 4d8+Cha bonus subdual damage to the target as their mind struggles (and ultimately fails) to deal with the enormous torrent of passion flowing through it. Targets who are rendered unconscious by this attack remain so for a number of hours equal to the damage inflicted by the attack, during which they remain in a state of erotic dream.
Stunning Beauty (Su): At 5th level, a Passionate's beauty becomes so overwhelming that it can leave mortals breathless with awe. All targets within 30 feet of the Passionate who look directly at him are Stunned for 1 round unless they succeed at a Will save (DC 12 + Cha modifier.) Targets of this ability, whether they make their save or not, are immune to it for one day thereafter. If the Passionate has the Sex Appeal feat, the duration of the Stunning affect is doubled. This is a mind affecting effect.
Twisting Gaze (Su): At 6th level, a Passionate's eyes begin to glow with sexual energy, giving him a permanent gaze attack, range of 30 feet, Will save DC 12 + Cha modifier. Targets who fail their save against this effect are permanently rendered bisexual.
Strength of Passion (Su): At 7th level, the erotic energy filling the body of the Passionate increases, allowing them to not only move faster, but with greater power and strength. They gain a +2 bonus to Strength and a +4 competence bonus to Jump, Climb, and Swim checks. Additionally, they gain Powerful Lover as a bonus sex trick.
Uncontrollable Passion (Su): At 8th level, it becomes unclear whether the Passionate uses his passion or his passion uses him. Whenever the Passionate hasn't had sexual contact a number of times at least equal to twice his Passionate level within the last 36 hours, he must immediately make a Will save (DC 20) or go in to a sexual frenzy, doing everything possible within the constraints of his alignment to have sexual contact until he no longer hasn't had sexual contact a number of times at least equal to twice his Passionate level within the last 36 hours.
On the bright side, he can inflict this same desperate passion on others with a gaze attack, igniting his eyes with erotic power. Once per day he can activate a gaze attack for two rounds. This gaze attack causes the victim to enter a sexual frenzy, as above, for 2d3 hours. Will save DC 20 to resist.
Pounding Heart (Su): At 9th level, a Passionate becomes completely infused with erotic energy. Even his metabolism is primarily powered by erotic power. At 9th level, a Passionate no longer needs to eat, and can hold his breath for five times as long as normal, although this gives him no special protection against crushing depths of water or the depths of space. Additionally, he gains a +2 bonus to Constitution as long as he's had sexual contact in the last hour.
Proxy of the Incarna (Su): At 10th level, a Passionate becomes a Proxy for his patron Incarna. Aside from becoming a representative of the Incarna and whatever authority that provides, he can ignite a Storm of Passion once per day. This is powerful storm of erotic energy, a 20' emanation centered on the Passionate, that lasts 2d4 rounds. Once a round, at the beginning of the Passionate's initiative, the closest target to the Passionate within the range of the emanation is affected by a mind-affecting effect determined by the Passionate's patron Incarna, unless they succeed at a Will save (DC 20). These effects are listed as follows:
Lust: The target is compelled to forcibly mate with the closest available creature. This effect lasts one hour.
Desire: The target's mind is clouded with her deepest fantasy, sending her in to a dreamworld of her own devising. This knocks the target unconscious for 1d4 hours or until roused.
Love: The target immediately falls in love with the first creature it sees. This love cannot be cured short of a Wish or Miracle and lasts 3d4 weeks.
Perversion: The target permanently takes on a random perversion, chosen by d10:
1 - Teratophilia (A dangerous monster fetish)
2 - Chromophilia (A color fetish)
3 - Sadomasochism (An enjoyment of inflicting and receiving pain in sex)
4 - Submissive/Dominant (An enjoyment of either being controlled or controlling a lover during the sex act.)
5 - Devoraphila (An eating fetish)
6 - Zoophila (A fetish for sex with non-sentient creatures not of your species)
7 - Xenophilia (A fetish for sex with sentient creatures not of your species)
8 - Necrophilia (A fetish for sex with the dead or undead)
9 - Magophila (A fetish for sex altered by magical effects)
10 - A fetish for wastes and excrements.
This fetish can cured with a Remove Curse, Heal, Restoration, Wish, Miracle, or any healing effect of equal or higher power.
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Anabstercorian
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BUMP - Keeping the naughty thread on the first page at all costs!
Zelda Themelin
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Interesting PrC Anab.
Mmh, I suppose you have ideas for those missing 8ht, 9th and 10th lv abilities+
Mmh, I suppose you have ideas for those missing 8ht, 9th and 10th lv abilities+
Anabstercorian
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I do indeed! Just be patient. I'll finish it soon.
Anabstercorian
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Reposting old work to a newer location [Is someone taking all of this down?]
The Elemental Plane of Eros:
It is where wet dreams come to life.
It is where angels go on their honeymoons.
It is where pleasure is made manifest.
The plane Eros is not the origin of all things sexual, passionate, and lustful, but it is where most of them end up eventually. The plane appears, for the most part, as a vast translucent cloud of pastel smoke, containing small 'sub planes' that could hold almost anything. Many quasi-deities make their homes here, and all who know how to reach this place enjoy spending time here.
The plane Eros is primarily a transitive plane - It can only be accessed through a spell requiring an intense sexual ritual or through Gates cast using an intense sexual ritual. HOWEVER, using another spell, you can shunt yourself from Eros in to any spot in the multiverse where an erotic act of any kind is occuring. This tends to ruin the mood for the poor people you barge in on, but sacrifices must be made for proper travel arrangements through the multiverse.
There are many locations worth visiting in Eros, either for entertainment or because there are things there worth killing and looting.
Lady Larlo's House: Home of the patron quasi-deity of harlots, hookers, gigolos, and other lovers for hire, Lady Larlo. Anyone is welcome here, for a price, be they mortal or angel or fiend. Throughout most of the universe, this House is considered neutral ground - but the area around it is not. If you're going to enter this House, you'll have to get past the near-constant brawl between juxtaposed outsiders on the front porch. It's said to be worth a thousand deaths to enter this place.
Pillow talk holds many secrets, and if you want dirt on an Outsider of any status, one of the performers here will likely talk - Be warned, though, for Larlo dissapproves of gossip, and she deals with spies harshly.
The Garden of Eden: Home of certain major deities of fertility and love, this jungle planet is filled with benevolent animals, beautiful plant life, and very friendly natives. The people here can be of any race but are always neutral in alignment, outgoing, and welcoming to strangers. They aren't unusually sexual - This is a place of fertility and life more than lust and debauchery. Of course, they like strangers. One advantage to this place is that sexually transmitted diseases cannot be transferred in the Garden of Eden.
The Scriptorium of the Bard: This Eladrin outpost is the finest, largest, and most complete library of erotica in the universe. Guarded by Lillends, it stores the finest, the most beautiful, and the most perfect.
The Vault of Perversion: The devils keep an outpost here that is the dark shadow of the Scriptorium of the Bard. It's much larger, and contains a copy of every piece of pornography ever painted, etched, spoken, written, or formed of illusion. It has everything the Scriptorium has, but also infinite pieces of worthless, poorly drawn art, disturbing, unnatural perversion, or vile, disgusting malefaction. It's a vast trove of goods, but few are willing to search for their desires in this hell hole.
As for the question, "Why?" Their answer is simply, "Because it can be done."
The Savage Plains: This vast savannah is the incarnation of masculinity, forcing all who exist there to strive to fight harder, run faster, think quicker, and be stronger than ever before, every day, or fall behind. The environment is fiercely dangerous and dampens magic greatly, but those who survive the trials get the Nymphs every evening... On the downside, this sheer masculinity of this savage landscape imposes itself on any woman unlucky enough to be stranded here, eventually dooming them to eternity as one of the Nymphs.
The Incarna
The incarna are the elemental lords of Eros, the purest incarnations of eroticisms various manifestations. They are massive and godlike in their power, having fed off of aeons of sexuality throughout the multiverse.
Their appearance is varying, and they usually appear completely different to different people.
Lust: Lust is the oldest, most primal of the Incarna. It is never without a victim, and will only discard one of its victims upon sighting a new one. Very few have survived its attention - It is amoral and depraved. It has been likened to a wildfire, eternally consuming.
It's appearance is different to all who look at it. Generally, it appears as a devastatingly beautiful, immensely strong, and imposing member of the viewers species, always naked, always aroused.
Love: Love is not as strong as Lust, but has more influence in the world at large, being more charismatic and more intelligent. It seeks new lovers to bring joy and happiness to, but is viciously dangerous to those who spern its attention. It has been likened to the sea - Potentially nuturing and potentially lethal.
It's appearance is different to all who look at it. Generally, it appears as a sweet and loving member of the viewers species, not necessarily attractive, but always something you want to be near.
Desire: Desire simply seeks beautiful and lovely creatures to add to its collection of lovers. It is passionate and intense, always searching for someone new and exhilirating, and never discards something it deems entertaining. It has been likened to the wind, fickle and always moving.
Desire always appears as whatever would appear most attractive to the viewer. Given that it picks from all possible forms of any kind anywhere, most are desperate to get it on with Desire.
Perversion: Perversion is a dark thing, always looking for a new seasoning for the act of coupling, a new way, a new quirk to add. Anything different is good as far as it's concerned, no matter how horrible, bleak, unnatural, confusing, or just plain weird it seems to mortals. It has been likened to the earth, containing rare and beautiful gems and metals in a vast mass of dirt.
Perversion has no fixed form, and always appears as an embodiment of the deepest, most hidden kink the viewer has, raised to the highest power.
New Spells
Eros Shift
Alteration (Erotic)
Level: Sor/Wiz 5
Components: V, S (Lots of S), M
Casting Time: Full Round Action
Range: Personal and Touch
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
You instantly transport yourself and whoever you touch to the Elemental Plane of Eros. This is a permanent shift, and offers no special protection from either the effects of the plane or its denizens. You cannot shift to any specific point in Eros, but always land in the fog.
In order to cast this spell, you must have reached sexual climax at least once in the last minute, and one other time before that in the last ten minutes.
Alternatively, if this spell is cast while on the plane of Eros, you can immediately teleport to any plane in the Multiverse you have either previously been to (In which case there is no chance for error at all) or you have read or heard about (in which case there is a percentage chance of error as though you were casting Teleport.) However, you have no control over exactly what spot on said plane you land on, and will always teleport to a spot where sexual activity is occuring.
The Elemental Plane of Eros:
It is where wet dreams come to life.
It is where angels go on their honeymoons.
It is where pleasure is made manifest.
The plane Eros is not the origin of all things sexual, passionate, and lustful, but it is where most of them end up eventually. The plane appears, for the most part, as a vast translucent cloud of pastel smoke, containing small 'sub planes' that could hold almost anything. Many quasi-deities make their homes here, and all who know how to reach this place enjoy spending time here.
The plane Eros is primarily a transitive plane - It can only be accessed through a spell requiring an intense sexual ritual or through Gates cast using an intense sexual ritual. HOWEVER, using another spell, you can shunt yourself from Eros in to any spot in the multiverse where an erotic act of any kind is occuring. This tends to ruin the mood for the poor people you barge in on, but sacrifices must be made for proper travel arrangements through the multiverse.
There are many locations worth visiting in Eros, either for entertainment or because there are things there worth killing and looting.
Lady Larlo's House: Home of the patron quasi-deity of harlots, hookers, gigolos, and other lovers for hire, Lady Larlo. Anyone is welcome here, for a price, be they mortal or angel or fiend. Throughout most of the universe, this House is considered neutral ground - but the area around it is not. If you're going to enter this House, you'll have to get past the near-constant brawl between juxtaposed outsiders on the front porch. It's said to be worth a thousand deaths to enter this place.
Pillow talk holds many secrets, and if you want dirt on an Outsider of any status, one of the performers here will likely talk - Be warned, though, for Larlo dissapproves of gossip, and she deals with spies harshly.
The Garden of Eden: Home of certain major deities of fertility and love, this jungle planet is filled with benevolent animals, beautiful plant life, and very friendly natives. The people here can be of any race but are always neutral in alignment, outgoing, and welcoming to strangers. They aren't unusually sexual - This is a place of fertility and life more than lust and debauchery. Of course, they like strangers. One advantage to this place is that sexually transmitted diseases cannot be transferred in the Garden of Eden.
The Scriptorium of the Bard: This Eladrin outpost is the finest, largest, and most complete library of erotica in the universe. Guarded by Lillends, it stores the finest, the most beautiful, and the most perfect.
The Vault of Perversion: The devils keep an outpost here that is the dark shadow of the Scriptorium of the Bard. It's much larger, and contains a copy of every piece of pornography ever painted, etched, spoken, written, or formed of illusion. It has everything the Scriptorium has, but also infinite pieces of worthless, poorly drawn art, disturbing, unnatural perversion, or vile, disgusting malefaction. It's a vast trove of goods, but few are willing to search for their desires in this hell hole.
As for the question, "Why?" Their answer is simply, "Because it can be done."
The Savage Plains: This vast savannah is the incarnation of masculinity, forcing all who exist there to strive to fight harder, run faster, think quicker, and be stronger than ever before, every day, or fall behind. The environment is fiercely dangerous and dampens magic greatly, but those who survive the trials get the Nymphs every evening... On the downside, this sheer masculinity of this savage landscape imposes itself on any woman unlucky enough to be stranded here, eventually dooming them to eternity as one of the Nymphs.
The Incarna
The incarna are the elemental lords of Eros, the purest incarnations of eroticisms various manifestations. They are massive and godlike in their power, having fed off of aeons of sexuality throughout the multiverse.
Their appearance is varying, and they usually appear completely different to different people.
Lust: Lust is the oldest, most primal of the Incarna. It is never without a victim, and will only discard one of its victims upon sighting a new one. Very few have survived its attention - It is amoral and depraved. It has been likened to a wildfire, eternally consuming.
It's appearance is different to all who look at it. Generally, it appears as a devastatingly beautiful, immensely strong, and imposing member of the viewers species, always naked, always aroused.
Love: Love is not as strong as Lust, but has more influence in the world at large, being more charismatic and more intelligent. It seeks new lovers to bring joy and happiness to, but is viciously dangerous to those who spern its attention. It has been likened to the sea - Potentially nuturing and potentially lethal.
It's appearance is different to all who look at it. Generally, it appears as a sweet and loving member of the viewers species, not necessarily attractive, but always something you want to be near.
Desire: Desire simply seeks beautiful and lovely creatures to add to its collection of lovers. It is passionate and intense, always searching for someone new and exhilirating, and never discards something it deems entertaining. It has been likened to the wind, fickle and always moving.
Desire always appears as whatever would appear most attractive to the viewer. Given that it picks from all possible forms of any kind anywhere, most are desperate to get it on with Desire.
Perversion: Perversion is a dark thing, always looking for a new seasoning for the act of coupling, a new way, a new quirk to add. Anything different is good as far as it's concerned, no matter how horrible, bleak, unnatural, confusing, or just plain weird it seems to mortals. It has been likened to the earth, containing rare and beautiful gems and metals in a vast mass of dirt.
Perversion has no fixed form, and always appears as an embodiment of the deepest, most hidden kink the viewer has, raised to the highest power.
New Spells
Eros Shift
Alteration (Erotic)
Level: Sor/Wiz 5
Components: V, S (Lots of S), M
Casting Time: Full Round Action
Range: Personal and Touch
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
You instantly transport yourself and whoever you touch to the Elemental Plane of Eros. This is a permanent shift, and offers no special protection from either the effects of the plane or its denizens. You cannot shift to any specific point in Eros, but always land in the fog.
In order to cast this spell, you must have reached sexual climax at least once in the last minute, and one other time before that in the last ten minutes.
Alternatively, if this spell is cast while on the plane of Eros, you can immediately teleport to any plane in the Multiverse you have either previously been to (In which case there is no chance for error at all) or you have read or heard about (in which case there is a percentage chance of error as though you were casting Teleport.) However, you have no control over exactly what spot on said plane you land on, and will always teleport to a spot where sexual activity is occuring.
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