Bill Zebub
“It’s probably Matt Mercer’s fault.”
I had a severe case of writer’s block when trying to do an upper-level philosophy course’s final paper. Sat in front of my computer for a while, and produced…absolutely nothing. Using the “just start writing” approach got me going. I typed “Millions of Years Ago”, then typed out an opening paragraph (paraphrasing myself because it was the late 1980s):
…and transitioned directly into a proper launch paragraph for this kind of paper. I knocked the whole thing out in just a few hours.
But I did something risky: I kept the jokey title & opening paragraph intact.
Dr. Luper-Foy didn’t understand what hit him, but I still aced the paper.![]()
Ok, this is WAY off topic, but in the final exam for an undergrad course on Chinese history, one of the people/places/things I had to identify was Li Po. I rarely studied (in general I tried to take courses that had final papers instead of final exams...way easier to BS through) so I had no idea who Li Po was. Thus I wrote (also paraphrasing):
"Li Po was a game played by children during the early years of the Yuan dynasty, probably having been adopted and renamed from a Mongol precursor. The game, played while swimming, consisted of one child closing their eyes and repeatedly calling out 'Li!' at which the other children would reply 'Po!'. The first child would use the sound of the other children's voices to try to tag one of them, at which time that child would become "it" and the process would repeat. This game was observed by the European traveler Marco Polo toward the end of the 13th century, and he introduced it to Europe, where it was renamed in his honor."
I got ZERO points. Not even a smiley face. I will never forgive professor Schwarcz.
(And, yes, I now know who Li Po was.)







