All New Paranoia Pre-Orders Later This Month

[Mongoose_Matt]

In hushed whispers in dark corridors of Alpha Complex, rumours abound of an all new Paranoia.

They speak of the Roleplaying Classic loyally rebuilt from the ground up, and a darkly humorous future, upgraded for the post-privacy present. Of a crack team of High Programmers slaved to their terminals in an effort to give Troubleshooters everything they need to protect Alpha Complex from Commies, mutants, terrorists and rogue bots.

You look worried, citizen. Relax! This is the Best of All Possible Editions of Paranoia. You still have six clones and a very shiny laser pistol. The Computer is still your friend. What could possibly go wrong?

Now that the Kickstarter edition of the all-new Paranoia has started shipping, the Computer has given authorisation for pre-orders of the new edition to be prepared - keep an eye on Mongoose Publishing's web site, as they will be accepting pre-orders before the end of the month. Be the first Troubleshooter in your dormitory to start terminating terrorists and earn those valuable XP Points!

 

[tardigrade]

Thank The Computer for that! I've just joined a new group that's never played Paranoia before; I've been trying to locate my old 2e books but this will do perfectly (muhaha).

 

[MNblockhead]

Hmmm, I made a pre-order in January.

Since the money was taken from PayPal and I have a confirmation number, I assume that pre-orders were open months ago.

Or the Computer made an exception for me (Hail computer!)

Or the Computer screwed up and my money was taken and nothing will be sent...F--uh, HAIL computer! :-/

 

[Mongoose_Matt]

We are getting through the pre-orders as quickly as possible - stand by, Friend Citizen!