All RPGs are better with ...

[Ulrick]

...when the spells are REAL!


I've been playing D&D for almost 19 years, and I never encountered any of the evil kewl magickal powerz that people like Jack Chick talk about. I feel ripped off. I want my money back.

 

[Psion]

... Psionics.

I mean duh. It's sort of obvious.

 

[palleomortis]

As of right now, this thread. (Everything, at once, non-stop.)

 

[Kheti sa-Menik]

Cosplay? No. That would require both of us to be pantless. Besides, I don't actually own a sweater vest.

I think I am going to give myself a lobotomy. Through my eye socket.

 

[Kheti sa-Menik]

What? you never played D&D with lesbian strippers? I can't be the only one (edit: to have done so.)

<snip>

can I play at your table?

 

[Leontodon]

Ermm... MET! And some Blind Guardian after the session . BTW I agree that time is needed and huh a huge table.

 

[Mishihari Lord]

Monkeys

Especially flying monkeys

More especially flying monkeys with ranged weapons

 

[shilsen]

Monkeys

Especially flying monkeys

More especially flying monkeys with ranged weapons

Ah, another aficionado of the burning monkey poo attack!

 

[Fifth Element]

Coca-Cola, pizza, and Doritos.

Close. The Coke and pizza go together, but you need Mountain Dew for the Doritos.

 

[Clavis]

Drop us a line if you are ever coming north

Sure. I can bring the lesbians, but I'll need to make sure you've already got the puppies ready.

My Lord Satan gets real testy when he doesn't get his puppy blood!

Which brings up something else.

All RPGS are better with an a*s-kicking metal soundtrack! Nothing says "we just hacked apart a family of Orcs and violated their corpses" like power chords. Preferably played live by a band of lesbian strippers. Lesbian strippers worshiping SATAN, that is! \m/ \m/