All RPGs are better with ...

[Al'Kelhar]

"All game worlds need heavily armed, pissed-off waterfowl."
-Whizbang Dustyboots

 

[Clavis]

WRONG. That's not for RPGs, that's for something else, IYKWIMAITYD.

Cheers, LT.

What, you never had lesbian strippers entertaining players before a game started? Am I alone here?

Next thing you know, somebody will be telling me most others gamers also don't sacrifice a puppy to Satan before starting a session!

 

[Turjan]

What about monkeys and robots?

Already covered:

The gninjas' quest is to rebuild the ancient samurai robots of the monkey kingdom, which rose up against a dinosaur empire's zepplin fleet. Their first mate is secretly a repentant velociraptor vampire who seeks to make amends for his ancient sins against the monkeys.

 

[Nadaka]

WRONG. That's not for RPGs, that's for something else, IYKWIMAITYD.

Cheers, LT.

What? you never played D&D with lesbian strippers? I can't be the only one (edit: to have done so.)

On topic: pirate monkeys lead by a cybernetic ghost... from the future.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Beer and pretzels!

 

[AnonymousOne]

... beer and music.

 

[blargney the second]

Braaaaaaains.

 

[Teflon Billy]

What, you never had lesbian strippers entertaining players before a game started? Am I alone here?

Next thing you know, somebody will be telling me most others gamers also don't sacrifice a puppy to Satan before starting a session!

Drop us a line if you are ever coming north

 

[Lanefan]

....an endless supply of time in which to play them.

Lanefan

 

[howandwhy99]

Beer? Wine? Shots of tequila?

It's that damned hit point inflation that ruined my D&D drinking game..