Relique du Madde
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Kevin Siembeida sold the rights to "Crisis of Treachery" and it's sequal "Crisis of Bad Internet Publicity" to Lions Gate for $19.2 million.
Alternate Universe Gen-Con 2011 Announcements
- Thread starter Reynard
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PA announcements:
"Would the owner of a white vehicle, NCC-1701, please move it before it is hauled away AS garbage."
"Now showing in the secondary theater, Chris Hansen's "To Catch a Predator: the Movie."
"Call for C'thulhu, red courtesy phone...Call for C'thulhu, red courtesy phone."
"Would the owner of a white vehicle, NCC-1701, please move it before it is hauled away AS garbage."
"Now showing in the secondary theater, Chris Hansen's "To Catch a Predator: the Movie."
"Call for C'thulhu, red courtesy phone...Call for C'thulhu, red courtesy phone."
El Mahdi
Muad'Dib of the Anauroch
"Unauthorized Illusions are Forbidden in all Areas"
"All non-peace bonded weapons will be confiscated."
"Please do not attack the Darkness..."
"The Vendor Hall will close from 2 am to 4 am for the Carrion Crawler and Gelatinous Cube cleaning crew. Please avoid the area during this time."
"The Speak with Dead Q&A with Dave Arneson and Gary Gygax will be in room 5A at 2 pm."
"For any security problems please go to or call the security desk next to Information. Do not use the blue Police Box located in the Gallery."
"All non-peace bonded weapons will be confiscated."
"Please do not attack the Darkness..."
"The Vendor Hall will close from 2 am to 4 am for the Carrion Crawler and Gelatinous Cube cleaning crew. Please avoid the area during this time."
"The Speak with Dead Q&A with Dave Arneson and Gary Gygax will be in room 5A at 2 pm."
"For any security problems please go to or call the security desk next to Information. Do not use the blue Police Box located in the Gallery."
tuxgeo
Adventurer
Wizards of the Coast regret to announce that mind-boggling deposits of rare-earth elements have been discovered to lie a short distance beneath Renton, Washington. Further Dungeons & Dragons products will be placed on hold pending the move of their entire operation offshore to a new building to be constructed near Lake Geneva, Switzerland. (No, not Wisconsin.)
Renton will be strip-mined. Conservationists are alarmed. Possible approaches to Renton for use by bulldozers may be land-mined. Strip-mall owners are concerned. Property-owners may be enticed to leave by offering them strips -- of bacon! Strip-minded mall-goers may have to settle for rentin' their smutty videos elsewhere.
Renton will be strip-mined. Conservationists are alarmed. Possible approaches to Renton for use by bulldozers may be land-mined. Strip-mall owners are concerned. Property-owners may be enticed to leave by offering them strips -- of bacon! Strip-minded mall-goers may have to settle for rentin' their smutty videos elsewhere.
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