Alternate Universe Gen-Con 2011 Announcements

[Relique du Madde]

Kevin Siembeida sold the rights to "Crisis of Treachery" and it's sequal "Crisis of Bad Internet Publicity" to Lions Gate for $19.2 million.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

PA announcements:

"Would the owner of a white vehicle, NCC-1701, please move it before it is hauled away AS garbage."

"Now showing in the secondary theater, Chris Hansen's "To Catch a Predator: the Movie."

"Call for C'thulhu, red courtesy phone...Call for C'thulhu, red courtesy phone."

 

[El Mahdi]

"Unauthorized Illusions are Forbidden in all Areas"

"All non-peace bonded weapons will be confiscated."

"Please do not attack the Darkness..."

"The Vendor Hall will close from 2 am to 4 am for the Carrion Crawler and Gelatinous Cube cleaning crew. Please avoid the area during this time."

"The Speak with Dead Q&A with Dave Arneson and Gary Gygax will be in room 5A at 2 pm."

"For any security problems please go to or call the security desk next to Information. Do not use the blue Police Box located in the Gallery."

 

[tuxgeo]

Wizards of the Coast regret to announce that mind-boggling deposits of rare-earth elements have been discovered to lie a short distance beneath Renton, Washington. Further Dungeons & Dragons products will be placed on hold pending the move of their entire operation offshore to a new building to be constructed near Lake Geneva, Switzerland. (No, not Wisconsin.)
Renton will be strip-mined. Conservationists are alarmed. Possible approaches to Renton for use by bulldozers may be land-mined. Strip-mall owners are concerned. Property-owners may be enticed to leave by offering them strips -- of bacon! Strip-minded mall-goers may have to settle for rentin' their smutty videos elsewhere.