Ambiguously Gendered Revenge of "What is the Hivemind?"

[Goblyn]

What? Psion is the best!

Yes, it is great unless you're speaking strictly hit points. At first level.

...

At least I've got a Con bonus.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Yes. You can banish him with your clerics! (maybe)

Depends on who we're banishing...

 

[Kemrain]

Depends on who we're banishing...

So.. who're we banishing?

- Kemrain the Not Nervous At All, Why Do You Ask?

 

[Rystil Arden]

Mage gets more Feats.

- Kemrain the Crunchkin.

I'm just saying that any core class that (A) does not get full base attack and (B) is not a prestige class is more useful than a bard at casting... (not that PrCs aren't also more useful)

 

[Darth K'Trava]

He tried to hone in on Darkness' 10,000th post.. I already begged for it!

- Kemrain the Total Loser.

When'd he do that?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Worse: Psion

Even worse.

 

[Rystil Arden]

Yes, it is great unless you're speaking strictly hit points. At first level.

...

At least I've got a Con bonus.

You kidding? Psions have the most hit points of any class except the fighter types. Vigor! At level one you get 9 + Con bonus with Vigor. And then several more if you take the feat that gives you 2 HP per psionic feat (and then take all psionic feats to get a total of 24 hp from that feat)

 

[Rystil Arden]

So.. who're we banishing?

- Kemrain the Not Nervous At All, Why Do You Ask?

All the non-native outsiders. Eidolons are natives, by the way.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

How is Alan worse??

'Cause he's not an epic-level ooze?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

No, it's the Tick version of how you know you'r evil. The questionnaire is as follows:

Have you eaten a kitten? OYes ONo

If you fill in 'Yes' you're evil and stupid. You're supposed to fill in the circle besdie it.