Amusing recent auto-correction...


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I remeber writing a chemistry test on Word 95 (back in 95) and being totally unable to get KBr to come out as anything but Kbr. Thanks, MS.
 


smerwin29 said:
I can't get MS Word to stop autocorrecting my name to Spawn Merlin.
I good-naturedly suggest that anyone who is having problems with MS's auto-correct first of all visits the Tools->AutoCorrect dialog, and then, if that doesn't do it, the on-line Help. Everything you need is there. You wouldn't run a game of D&D without reading the rule-books, hmm?

OR WOULD YOU? :)
 


Mouseferatu said:
I find it amusing that MSWord wants to correct "Iggwilv" to "pigswill."

Ask Gary - it may not be far off. :)

My personal recent favorite on these boards wasn't an autocorrect, but a simple typo, where someone talking about "Stampede of Horses" from the DMG 2 accidentally typed, "Stampede of Hores" - which brought about an image that made me cry with laughter for 10 minutes. :)
 

When I was typing up a list of deities for my campaign documentation, I discovered the hilarity of Word's autocorrect. Here were some of the more amusing suggestions:

Hiatea = Haiti
Hruggek = Hugger
Iallanis = Italians
Ilsensine = Licensing
Laogzed = Laughed
Memnor = Manor
Orcus = Orcas
Pazrael = Parcel
Sekolah = Secular
Beshaba = Beersheba
Cyric = Cyrix
Eldath = Edith
Garagos = Garages
Gond = Gonad
Ilmater = Limiter
Istishia = Pistachio
Lathander = Lefthander
Loviatar = Loiter
Malar = Molar
Mielikki = Mazelike
Oghma = Ohm
Selûne = Saline
Siamorphe = Isomorphs
Tiamat = Teammate
Ubtao = U-boat
Gorm Gulthyn = Germ Guilty
Thard Harr = Third Harry
Aerdrie Faenya = Airdrome Fauna
Deep Sashelas = Deep Seashells
Fenmarel Mestarine = Femoral Estuarine
Labelas Enoreth = Labels North
Rillifane Rallathil = Reliance Gallatin
Garl Glittergold = Girl Glitter gold
Segojan = Samoan
Urdlen = Curdle
Brandobaris = Breadboards
Yondalla = Mondale
Gruumsh = Grooms
 

I was deployed to Sarajevo, Bosnia-Herzegovina back in 1998. One of the other major cities in the region was called Mostar, however, MS Word always corrected it to "Moister".
 

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