An open letter to the other Iconics and Lord Moruss

Nebin

Explorer
First off I wish to thanks my friends and fellow Iconics Reggie and Devis for their support the last few months as my divorce from Lidda has gone thru the courts. It was a ugly seperation but now it's time to move on to better things, but to do these better things I must do something that grieves me as much.

So from this point on I am no longer President of Iconic Local 256, I wish to have Mialee as the interum president till full elections can be held. these elections are free and open to all Iconics that are due paying members of the union. I'll still be involved with WoTC projects and promotions but I feel that I haven't been paying as much attention lately as I should.

The next section is addressed to Lord Morrus

Your Lordship I have been your loyal servent,battman and hopefully friend for over 2 years now, but I feel it's time to change. My time jetting all over the world gathering "Goodies" for you theme parties at your palatial family estate outside London (Rogue Manor), has been both enjoyable and horrible. The celebrity hot-tub party last month is an example of both ,to see Ms. Spears topless was a joy, but to see Mr. Gygax BOTTOMLESS ~shudder~. I won't say it ended my relantionship with Lidda but the bevies of gamer chicks at the Manor helped it along ( I'm just a mortal Gnome after all).

So in conclusion consider this my official resignation from your employ, it's been a pleasure to serve the peerage. Please Sir stay away from the little Brown Mushrooms, we don't want another repeat of the "mooning" insindent of the Queen do we ?
 
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Give me a little time and I can accomplish just about anything I set my gawdly mind to.
Mark my words: Krusk WILL peform "I'm A Little Tea Cup" in a tutu some day. ... In public this time.
 

Nebin said:
The celebrity hot-tub party last month is an example of both ,to see Ms. Spears topless was a joy, but to see Mr. Gygax BOTTOMLESS ~shudder~.

Did you have to make a saving throw vs. wands?

Someone had to say it.
 






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