And Gygax said "LET THERE BE DROW"

[Voadam]

Otyughs rock! I made an FFG mascot named Dexter that was an otyugh with a cowboy hat and a lasso.

They shot it down.

Damn those drow and their handcrossbows, shooting down any competition!

So will there be a Dexter childrens show in the Dragonstar universe? lunchboxes for the kids, etc. Get one of the artists to subtly slip him onto a billboard in the background of a scene.

 

[Piratecat]

Is the drow cow a sow?

 

[Voadam]

How now? A sow is not a cow.

 

[Voadam]

What is this drow? If you cut them do they not say Ow?

 

[BlackMoria]

Arrggghhh! <failed saving throw> Dreaded Rhyme of Unreason spell

drow cow plow sow now......<lapses into insane muttering>

 

[Draconis Imperium]

Arrggghhh! <failed saving throw> Dreaded Rhyme of Unreason spell

drow cow plow sow now......<lapses into insane muttering>

How now brown cow
we cannot name you sow
we cannot call you plow
we cannot wipe you from our brow
how about some green eggs and ham
drow I am now

 

[mythusmage]

Wow! How?

The bow of the drow scow did plow through the waves.

 

[Voadam]

Frau drow, you do not follow the Tao, you are no Mao, I will not bow or kowtow to Frau drow.

 

[Voadam]

What's the syllable rules for haiku?

I want drow Haiku.

And limericks.

WotC should put those on their drow page.

 

[333 Dave]

Notice that todays news instead of d20 System News its Drow System News?

Haiku = 5/7/5