Simplicity
Explorer
The last thing we need is more elf races. As I've said before, I don't understand why elves seem to mutate whenever they decide to move down the street. Wood elves live in the woods. Sea elves in the sea. Wild elves in the jungle or deep forest. Blah blah...
I don't want to see a product with any of the following:
1) Suburbia elves live on the outskirts of town.
2) Sandwich elves like their rothe with sourdough.
3) Slum elves live on the wrong side of the lightning rails.
4) Dumpster elves are the "wilder" cousins of slum elves.
5) Second story elves live above stores.
6) Tree elves live under the trees.
7) Root elves live UNDER the trees.
Make the madness stop!
I don't want to see a product with any of the following:
1) Suburbia elves live on the outskirts of town.
2) Sandwich elves like their rothe with sourdough.
3) Slum elves live on the wrong side of the lightning rails.
4) Dumpster elves are the "wilder" cousins of slum elves.
5) Second story elves live above stores.
6) Tree elves live under the trees.
7) Root elves live UNDER the trees.
Make the madness stop!