Anti dwarf traps

[Sejs]

Explosive Runes written in the dwarven alphabet.

The standard dwarven racial identification would kick in (Ah, something of my people, I must investigate!) and kaboom... one roast dwarf.

Other than that, the 5' deep pit filled with water (don't forget a locking grate that swings into place just at the water's surface) is solid gold, and a personal favorite.

Narrow spaces filled with something wicked (like green slime) can work nicely. They don't make dwarves thin, after all. *scooch... scooch... scooch* Man it's tight in here, I can barely breathe. *glu-plorp* *sizzle* Aaaah! *scooch-scooch-scoo...sizzle.. burn... die*

 

[IamTheTest]

Explosive Runes written in the dwarven alphabet.

The standard dwarven racial identification would kick in (Ah, something of my people, I must investigate!) and kaboom... one roast dwarf.

Other than that, the 5' deep pit filled with water (don't forget a locking grate that swings into place just at the water's surface) is solid gold, and a personal favorite.

Narrow spaces filled with something wicked (like green slime) can work nicely. They don't make dwarves thin, after all. *scooch... scooch... scooch* Man it's tight in here, I can barely breathe. *glu-plorp* *sizzle* Aaaah! *scooch-scooch-scoo...sizzle.. burn... die*

This is the most disgusting sounding post Ive read in a long time.

I think anything that impedes movement would make a Dwarf's day a little less bearable.

 

[Odysseus]

The context for the traps is FR based.
The party are geading for the sargauth encalve, after the fall of nethellese, and before it becomes skullport.
The description from the FR books, is that the area is magically sealed to prevent dwarven intrusions.
So i'm looking at arcane spells , that work best agaisnt dwarves, but don't have to work just against dwarves.
Having said all that the micky mouse statue, sounds a great idea

 

[Ry]

This thread has got me thinking...

What is an anti-dwarf, anyway?

At first I thought an anti-dwarf would be some kind of elf, but then, maybe it's an orc? Or goblin? An undead dwarf? Perhaps a dwarf of pure negative energy?

 

[greywulf]

Lol

It would be like an anti-paladin, I guess. A dwarf that's turned away from dwarfish ways.

An anti-dwarf would shave their beard, diet and walk on stilts. They'd be tee-total and generous and their best friend would be a goblin called Bert.

 

[Nifft]

Anti-Dwarf: Frawd

-2 Con, +2 Cha
Favored class: Bard
Size: Small
Move: 30 ft.
+2 to Bluff, Disguise, Forgery
+2 to Craft (Trapmaking)
+2 to Spot checks in full daylight


Hmm, sounds like a variant Kobold.

-- N

 

[Henrix]

What is an anti-dwarf, anyway?

 

[howandwhy99]

Pretty much everything is an Anti-dwarf trap. It's called the Overbright. Some say, in the Overbright, there are lands that are nothing but water! No earth, just water everywhere!

 

[MarkB]

Separate them from the rest of the party. Put in a four-and-a-half-foot-high corridor, filled with water to a depth of three-and-a-half feet.

 

[Ogrork the Mighty]

Animated straight razors.