Anyone know of a creature?

[John Q. Mayhem]

LESHAY
Medium-Size Fey
Hit Dice: 50d6+650 (825 hp)
Initiative: +21 (+17 Dex, +4 Improved Initiative)
Speed: 40 ft.
AC: 52 (+17 Dex, +20 insight, +5 natural armor)
Base Attack/Grapple: +25/+30
Attack: +10 keen brilliant energy bastard sword +53 (1d10+15/17-20) melee
Full Attack: 2 +10 keen brilliant energy bastard swords +53/+48/+43/+38 (1d10+15/17-20) melee
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Gaze, spell-like abilities, leShay weapons
Special Qualities: Superior two-weapon fighting, DR 15/epic and cold iron, elf traits, immune to poison and disease, low-light vision, SR 42, fast healing 10
Saves: Fort +29, Ref +44, Will +35
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 45, Con 37, Int 33, Wis 23, Cha 47
Skills: Bluff +71, Concentration +66, Diplomacy +77, Disguise +71, Escape Artist +70, Gather Information +24, Hide +70, Intimidate +24, Jump +5, Knowledge (local, nature) +59, Listen +59, Move Silently +70, Search +59, Speak Language (any five), Spot +59
Feats: Blind-Fight, Cleave, Dodge, Expertise, Improved Critical (leShay weapon), Improved Initiative, Iron Will, Mobility, Power Attack, Quick Draw, Spring Attack, Weapon Finesse, Weapon Focus (leShay weapon), Whirlwind Attack
Epic Feats: Blinding Speed, Polyglot, Spell Stowaway (heal)
Climate/Terrain: Any
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 28
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Any
Advancement: None

A leshay’s natural weapons are treated as epic for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction.

COMBAT

Spell-Like Abilities: At will—alter self, detect thoughts, displacement, freedom, greater dispelling, heal, greater invisibility, knock, speak with plants, spell turning, greater teleport, water breathing. Caster level 28th; save DC 28 + spell level. The DCs are Charisma-based.
LeShay Weapons (Su): Each leShay carries two personal melee weapons that he or she manifests from his or her own life essence. The weapon can change form as he or she shifts from class to class, typically appearing as a bastard sword (one in each hand). When not in combat, the weapons simply do not exist, but leShay can “draw” their weapons from nowhere as a free action. LeShay weapons are considered light weapons for a leShay, regardless of their size.
Superior Two-Weapon Fighting (Ex): A leShay fights with a leShay weapon in each hand. Because these weapons are extensions of its own body, the leShay does not take an attack or Damage penalty for attacking with two weapons.
Gaze (Su): All creatures within 30 feet who meet the gaze of a leShay become affected as if by charm monster. A Will save (DC 53) negates the effect. Each opponent within range of a gaze attack must attempt a saving throw each round at the beginning of his or her turn in the initiative order. A leShay can also actively gaze as an attack action by choosing a target within range, who must then attempt a saving throw. LeShay are immune to their own gaze. The DC is Charisma-based.
Elf Traits: Immune to magic sleep spells and effects; +2 racial bonus on Will saves against enchantment spells or effects; low-light vision (can see twice as far as a human in low-light conditions); entitled to a Search check when within 5 feet of a secret or concealed door as though actively looking for it; Martial Weapon Proficiency (composite longbow, composite shortbow, longbow, longsword, and rapier) as bonus feats; +2 racial bonus on Listen, Spot, and Search checks (already figured into the statistics given above).

EDIT: Just to clarify because it wasn't obvious: this is a joke. It also points out the slight unreasonableness of the original request.

 

[Bryon_Soulweaver]

That helps a bunch! Really it does. Just one question though, did you make it or did you find it in a book? If made, great work. If not, just the same.

 

[Andre]

LESHAY
Medium-Size Fey
Hit Dice: 50d6+650 (825 hp)
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Um, isn't the ECL of this think equal to 50 + it's LA (which is not stated in the description)? Kinda high for the 10-28 ECL requested.

The only creature I can think of that's close to your request is a rakshasa. ECL 14 (counting 7 racial HD). SR 27 + class levels. Casts as a 7th-level sorcerer, which stacks with additional sorcerer levels. Can look human at will

 

[Rystil Arden]

Um, isn't the ECL of this think equal to 50 + it's LA (which is not stated in the description)? Kinda high for the 10-28 ECL requested.

The only creature I can think of that's close to your request is a rakshasa. ECL 14 (counting 7 racial HD). SR 27 + class levels. Casts as a 7th-level sorcerer, which stacks with additional sorcerer levels. Can look human at will

Yea, Leshay is prohibitively high ECL *and* it has SR that's lower than its HD...

 

[RisnDevil]

This must be a joke......

All joking aside, the Leshay comes out of the ELH...

 

[Dracomeander]

I hope this is just a joke, but there is something else from the Epic Level Handbook that comes very close to the parameters he's looking for - the Paragon Creature Template.

No GM should allow this in the hands of a player even in epic level games, but it can be useful to challenge epic level characters.

 

[Bryon_Soulweaver]

Dont have ELH so I dont know what it does.

 

[CRGreathouse]

Dont have ELH so I dont know what it does.

If you want SR = HD + 40 or more, you'll pretty much need to have the ELH. You can just read the epic SRD, though; it has most of the ELH's contents.

 

[domino]

If you want SR = HD + 40 or more, you'll pretty much need to have the ELH. You can just read the epic SRD, though; it has most of the ELH's contents.

Except wealth tables per level, unfortunately. And that keeps irritating me.

 

[Bryon_Soulweaver]

Probably going to be moved to house rules but what do you think of the template?


Spelltouched

Size and type: Same as base creature.
Hit dice: Same as base creature.
Speed: Same as base creature.
AC: Same as base creature.
Attacks: Same as base creature.
Damage: Same as base creature.
Special attacks: Spells.
Special qualities: Dark vision 120 ft., DR 15: epic, see magic 120 ft., SR 37 + HD.
Abilities: Same as base creature.
Skills: same as base craeture.
Environment: Same as base creature.
Challange rating: Same as base craeture + 14.
Alignment: Same as base creature.
Level adjustment: Same as base creature + 19.
Favorite class: Wizard or cleric.

Spells: Spelltouched creatures can casted spells as a wizard, cleric, or druid as a 17th level caster plus their own class levels. Each level they choose one of the three ways, giving them a veriaty of spells to cast.


Spelltouched creatures are still members of their own race, except that their mother had a powerful epic spell casted on her while still in the womb and had the magic linger. They naturally see in the dark from the magic, and can naturally see magic. These creatues are not to be taken lightly, unless they play tricks which some seem to enjoy.