Apocalypse is at hand

[buzz]

A minis company has produced a female warrior mini that features neither girnormous ta-tas nor defensive equipment designed to protect only the naughty bits.

http://www.gamingreport.com/article.php?sid=13772&mode=thread&order=0

I'll be hiding under my bed if you need me.

 

[MrFilthyIke]

*twitch*twitch*

 

[sledged]

Whew! When I looked at the title I thought She Who Shall Not Be Named was going to buy back TSR.

Ok, so maybe I over reacted.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Pfftp. Clearly that's just some elven pretty-boy wearing a kilt. An easy mistake to make, granted. Everyone knows that the Adventurer's Guild has strict entry requirements regarding bust size, not to mention the chainmail bikini dress code.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

It's about time they came out with a mini I can actually use for a character!! Those DD-sized, chainmail bikini-wearers are only good for one thing: the back rooms of the average brothel.

Females play D&D too and deserve to have minis that they'd be willing to use, not just for lonely fanboys.

 

[jmucchiello]

Oh, c'mon. Reaper has made many properly sized female figs. Is this fig too big for you? http://www.reapermini.com/gallery/2000s/2021_G That fig must be 3-4 years old.

(Of course nothing beats the battle nun: http://www.reapermini.com/gallery/2400s/2432_G )

 

[Krieg]

Oh, c'mon. Reaper has made many properly sized female figs.

That's just what I was thinking.

Looking through Reaper's catalog I sometimes wonder why it seems like their sensibly dressed ladies outnumber the men....

 

[Krieg]

Doh!

 

[Saeviomagy]

Aww, come on. It's not quite as bad as you're making out.

There's quite a few female miniatures in the D&D minis line which have caused arguments in our group as to whether the mini is male or female, and we've had to get out the card for the mini to work out which it is.

 

[Dirigible]

Reaper? REAPER??!!

Reapers miniature range has more bust than InterPol in a cocaine refinery.