I'm taking this thread to...
An old man and an old woman are sitting on the porch of the old folks' home talking. The old woman says:
"I can guess how old you are."
The old man says:
"No you can't."
The old woman replies:
"Can to. I'll prove it. Stand up."
The old man stands up in front of the old woman.
"Hmm. Not quite sure," says the old woman. "Take off your shirt."
The old man takes off his shirt.
"Nope, nope. Still not quite sure. Drop your pants," says the old woman.
So, the old man drops his pants and stands in front of the old woman, shirtless and in his boxers.
"Got it!" exclaims the old woman. "You're seventy-two!"
"That's amazing!" says the old man. "How'd you guess how old I was?"
The old woman replies, "You told me this morning!"
