1. Do you spend more time making characters than playing them?
Yes, including for D20 rpgs I never intend on playing (like BESM, Silver Age Sentinels, Dark Sun, etc.)
2. Do you spend more time on internet discussion groups than actually playing RPGs?
Yup, I only play once every two weeks or less.
3. Do you play RPG's just to see your buddies and/or hit on a gamer-gurl'?
Well...I convinced my girlfriend to play, and I enjoy seeing about 5 friends at once, so it's a large factor.
4. Do you create D&D worlds only to run games in them once or twice?
Nope. I would, but I don't DM. And I'd probably never run games in them. Pff...once or twice. Zero is the ultimate pseudo gamer answer.
5. Do you spend your time in school/work thinking about gaming, but really don't game that much?
Well...school is boring, so yes.
6. Do you think about gaming when you are intimate with your partner(s)?
No, but I talk about it excessively. But I also talk about Transformers too much lately. I pity her once Mechamorphs comes out...
7. Did you name your dog/child Mordenkainen, but don't let him game with you?
No...that scares me.
8. Do you give a lot of gaming advice because you've read the rules thouroughly or because you've playtested them thouroughly?
Read them. Heh.
I'm a pseudo gamer! Woohoo!