Are you ready for some Football (Americano)!

[Velderan]

Dan Carpenter in that moment meant so much to so many. Few ever get that honor.

I mean he DID pull through for me that week.

 

[payn]

I mean he DID pull through for me that week.

I was watching a game that was in the fantasy playoffs and my team was all but done. My ex wife asked why I was so down and I explained to her that Dex Bryant would have to catch a ball and fumble it in order for me to win because I had no players left.

Two plays later Dez caught and fumbled giving me a miracle win. I fantasy.

Not so much the time I lost by .02 because my QB took a knee twice to end a game…

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Need screen picks or trash talk didn’t happen.

Not sure what you want the screen picks of? Especially because my face tattoo idea was shot down....

But to add one more insult cherry to the poop sundae, the person I lost to is ALSO the league commissioner who sends out the weekly league emails about the state of the league.

Or, in this case, the state of this one game where Joe "Where you goin' with that gun in your hand" Mixon singlehandedly destroyed my week.

So this morning was brutal in so many ways.

 

[payn]

Not sure what you want the screen picks of? Especially because my face tattoo idea was shot down....

But to add one more insult cherry to the poop sundae, the person I lost to is ALSO the league commissioner who sends out the weekly league emails about the state of the league.

Or, in this case, the state of this one game where Joe "Where you goin' with that gun in your hand" Mixon singlehandedly destroyed my week.

So this morning was brutal in so many ways.

The smack talk

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

The smack talk

Even if I was willing to provide names, the chances of me opening that email again are somewhere between "Hell to the No," and "Mama Snarf becomes the Celebrity Spokesperson for Dry January."

 

[TwoSix]

Even if I was willing to provide names, the chances of me opening that email again are somewhere between "Hell to the No," and "Mama Snarf becomes the Celebrity Spokesperson for Dry January."

To be fair, Dry January is preferable to Mama Snarf becoming the Spokesperson for the Internet meme appellation for November.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

To be fair, Dry January is preferable to Mama Snarf becoming the Spokesperson for the Internet meme appellation for November.

Mama Snarf considers November a personal affront and a challenge- she's the spokesperson for, "Hells no, you aren't gonna complete this. Now buy me a drink and take it sleazy."

 

[TwoSix]

Mama Snarf considers November a personal affront and a challenge- she's the spokesperson for, "Hells no, you aren't gonna complete this. Now buy me a drink and take it sleazy."

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

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[Scribe]