Argghh. Avast, swabbies. Where be the rest of me Squid Billies?

[BlackMoria]

Arrghh. Ahoy, me fellow Jacks and lasses. Where be the rest of me mateys on this fine Talk like a Pirate Day?

Scrubbing the bilges?

Swilling yer grog like ol' one eye Jack?

Countin' your swag?

Answer the roll, ya lubbers, or it will the the plank and Davey Jones' cold embrace for ya.

 

[szilard]

Avast, me hearty! Be ye aware that there be a 'Pirates!' category for posts o' this sort?

 

[theredrobedwizard]

Ye cries of Arrrgh fall on deaf ears, bucko. Here in the briney seas of EN World, we speak the true Pirish language. Tis 'Yar!' ye be groping for.

An' now, a bit o' advice from Cap'n Jeph; always triple check ta see if the Sally ye be courtin' isn't a Jack in a dress. They's been poppin' up all over the world these days, and 'tis a rude awakenin' to be sure.

-TRRW

 

[BlackMoria]

Yar. Me thinks me charts be old and dated. Must gut the swabby that sold me them for a piece of eight.

For the new squid billies that gotten recruited by the press gangs, here be a video by the Capt'n and first matey on how to talk to yer fellow Jacks without being keel hauled fer yer lack of speaking the tongue...

The Pirate's 5 'A's

Where be that scurvvy pirate capt'n with the three legged cat?

 

[theredrobedwizard]

Tha' only Cap'n that really matters is Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew. http://www.myspace.com/captaindan

-TRRW