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Ariel takes over where DW left off(beating Peter into mush that is)

Darkwolf

First Post
<PeterthePeon> White Belt 4-0 Future Master Sash
<PeterthePeon> oops
<PeterthePeon> 0-4
<Ariel> Kazz't, Nightmare, Insane Judge, meastro, pixie...
<Ariel> Ariel Eastwind
<Ariel> Red Belt 2
<Ariel> 26/39
<Ariel> Powers:
<Ariel> Sig Styles: Dragon, Dagger
<Ariel> Mastery: Dragon
<Ariel> Pure Spirit
<Ariel> Holy Warrior
<Ariel> Holy Day
<Ariel> Purity of Focus
<Ariel> Redeeming Light
<Ariel> Chi Strike
<Ariel> Master of: Emotions
<Ariel> Possesions:
<Ariel> Yen: 5
<Ariel> Item: Phoenix Sword (Sig Style: Phoenix, Immunity: Phoenix, Mastery: Phoenix)
<Ariel> judge for us GD please..
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: I find your employer to be insane, your orchard to be useless, and your fist to be flippant.
<Ariel> we don;t need insults I;m a light warrior...chose your poison
<PeterthePeon> 3 flag speed
<Ariel> done and done
<Ariel> GD???
<PeterthePeon> but your orchid is still useless
<Ariel> roight..
<PeterthePeon> Don't you take that tone with me, Mr.
<Ariel> Ms. thankyou.
<PeterthePeon> Miss
<Ariel> my character anyways..
<Ariel> yea///what you said..
<PeterthePeon> Harlot
<PeterthePeon> Tramp
<Ariel> Peon
<Ariel> Scum
<PeterthePeon> My favourite: Trollop
* Ariel gasps..
* Ariel slaps peter
* PeterthePeon pinches ariel on the butt
<Ariel> grrr,,,
<Ariel> brb
<PeterthePeon> You are a fiesty one
<Ariel> back..
<Ariel> do we have a judge yet or no??
<Ariel> and HEY!!! watch it mister..... that's MY butt NOT yours..
<PeterthePeon> haven't spotted one
<PeterthePeon> and there's more than enough rear-end there for the both of us, lass
<Ariel> well..I need to go in about 20 minutes..
<Ariel> (actually ariel has a small rear-end thankyou....she's very small and skinny.....*S*)
<PeterthePeon> What?
<PeterthePeon> A female with a positive self-image?
<PeterthePeon> This must be make believe
<Ariel> she beat up men for a living...she has to be in good shape......*S*
<Ariel> ypu should save peterthepeon for fighinh me tonight...so I can get a few ranks from you..and when you finally beat me.... you'll gain five ranks.... *S*
<Ariel> heheh
* PeterthePeon is not afraid of any overconfident wench
<Ariel> just stating fact here peter..
* PeterthePeon pinches Ariel again
<Ariel> you keep doing that and your gonna regret it..
<Darkwolf-afk> back ;p
<Ariel> judge Ariel Vs. Peterthepeon please dw???
<Ariel> 3 flag speed match..
<Darkwolf-afk> very well...
<Darkwolf-afk> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf-afk: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the desert south of the Yang River Bridge on the morning of the chopstick.
<Ariel> dang chopsticks..
<Ariel> lol
<Ariel> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Ariel: The panther devastates the ruins; scatters the throw of the flame!
<Ariel> Mastery Phoenix
<Ariel> chi Strike
<Ariel> done
* PeterthePeon is not impressed with that rather poor display
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The needle scourges the forest; fends off the quickening of the weapon!
<Darkwolf-afk> almost...but not quite Peter...
<Darkwolf-afk> Point and style Ariel
<Darkwolf-afk> 2 flags Ariel; 0 flags Peter
<Ariel> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Ariel: The mongoose crushes the madlands; leaps over the motion of the lightning then it bows through the terror of the eyes!
<Ariel> HD moongoose.....
<Ariel> done
* PeterthePeon laughs at obvious showmanship designed to hide the fatal flaw in Ariel's technique
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The blizzard decimates the desert; avoids the punch of the clouds!
<Darkwolf-afk> hmm...crushing vs decimating...
<Darkwolf-afk> I'm going to have to go with decimating....
<Darkwolf-afk> Point Peter
<Darkwolf-afk> 2 flags Ariel; 1 flag Peter
<PeterthePeon> *pinch*
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The ki-rin lies close to the forest; silences the roar of the snow!
<Ariel> stop pinching me!!
<Darkwolf-afk> heh..
<Ariel> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Ariel: The spider glides next to the mountain; grasps the quickening of the ki!
<Ariel> don
<Ariel> done
<PeterthePeon> awww...poor girly can't handle a real warrior
*** Darkwolf-afk is now known as Darkwolf
<Darkwolf> a spider gliding near a mountain could cause an avalange...which the ki=rin silences so the spider couldn't hear it..
<Darkwolf> Point Peter...2 flags all
<Ariel> hmmm..
<Ariel> !mb ybmovr
<Ariel> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Ariel: The sword illuminates the lake; avoids the aggression of the cat!
<Ariel> Mastery Dragon
<Ariel> done
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The fist shreds the savanna; absorbs the chaos of the water!
* PeterthePeon thrusts out his chest, then makes one final pinch
* Ariel rubs her butt cause hurts from peter pinching it.....grrrr
<Darkwolf> hmm....illuminating a lake...fits with Ariel being light...avoids aggression? fists shredding is aggression..
<Darkwolf> no cats anywhere though...except MB..
<PeterthePeon> hey, I don't like where this is leading....
<Darkwolf> fists shreds...fists dont shred easily...absorbs chaos..I dont see any chaos...water? water in Ariels move..so that helps
<PeterthePeon> ooh, I like where this is leading...
<PeterthePeon> don't bring in records
* PeterthePeon crosses fingers
<Darkwolf> point(s) and match Ariel!
<PeterthePeon> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<Ariel> heh
<GrayDoom> nah, water isn't chaotic
<PeterthePeon> I was so close!
<Ariel> care to go again little one???
<Darkwolf> had you had one more thing going for you Peter...
<PeterthePeon> *pinch*
<PeterthePeon> Right on, trollop lady
* Ariel stabs Peter with her sword..
* Darkwolf ***SMITES*** PeterthePeon(ForAriel)!!!!
<PeterthePeon> 3 flag speed
<Ariel> same as above only one more win on my record..
<PeterthePeon> 0-5
<Ariel> ok....here we go again..
<Ariel> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Ariel: The mongoose swims with the hells; flies with the pain of the fell dagger!
<Darkwolf> let me get a masters first...sheesh
<Ariel> masters please..
<Darkwolf> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the savanna north-east of the Tomb of the Ancient Kings on the evening of the raven.
<Ariel> hmmm...done then..
<PeterthePeon> dock points, dock points
<Ariel> go pter..
<Ariel> peter..
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The phoenix assails the palace; parts the rolling of the weapon and quells the blood of the vermin!
<PeterthePeon> ooooh
<Ariel> ohhh./...bad one..
<PeterthePeon> ugh.
<Ariel> (sig style Phoenix....
<Darkwolf> autopoint Ariel
<Darkwolf> 1 flag Ariel; 0 flags Peter
<Ariel> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Ariel: The thorn bows next to the caves; dominates the cut of the root!
<Ariel> done
<Ariel> ok MB stop puking on me..
<Ariel> go peter
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The west wind slays the palace; dodges the chaos of the ember!
<Darkwolf> need I explain?
<Darkwolf> Point Peter
<Darkwolf> 1 flag all
<Ariel> grrr...
<Ariel> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Ariel: The dragon scourges the foothills and in addition it forcefully penetrates the invisible blade; leaps over the speed of the clouds!
<Ariel> woah...
<Ariel> DONE!
<Darkwolf> ow...
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The northstar penetrates the wetlands; reduces the assailment of the willow!
<PeterthePeon> a dragon's a willow, yes?
<Darkwolf> you needed quite a bit to stop that move Peter...and that was not it...
<Darkwolf> Point, style, match Ariel
<Ariel> one more time peter???
<PeterthePeon> You really want me, don't ya sexy?
<PeterthePeon> 3 flag speed
<Ariel> *wispers....* * want you ranks.,....hehehehe
* Darkwolf commences serious eye rolling
<Ariel> lol
<PeterthePeon> *pinch*
<Ariel> ouch.....stop that...
<Ariel> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Ariel: The lizard severs the mountain; reduces the slash of the spirit!
<Darkwolf> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Darkwolf: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the delta north of the Obsidian Tower on the day of the crab.
<Ariel> Mastery Phoenix
<Ariel> chi strike
<Ariel> done
<Ariel> sorry again dw..
<PeterthePeon> (whispered to Darkwolf) *she wants me bad*
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The crane dances with the river; leaps over the rising of the cat!
<Darkwolf> dancing rivers just dont beat severed mountains...
<Darkwolf> point and style Ariel; 2 flags Ariel; 0 flags Peter
<Ariel> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Ariel: The tiger silences the village; avoids the rising of the air! *yen*
<Ariel> Mastery Dragon
<Ariel> done
<PeterthePeon> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> PeterthePeon: The mantis burns the forest; removes the terror of the sunflower as it avoids the cut of the lily!
<Darkwolf> um....anyone want crispy mantis?
*** Darkwolf is now known as Dragon
<Dragon> I DO!!!!
<Ariel> lol
*** Dragon is now known as Darkwolf
<Darkwolf> Points, yen, match Ariel


Ariel, you are now a red belt 5...all gained from beating the crap out of a white belt....

Peter, you are now 0-7....ow..
 

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