Arrr!!!

[DClingman]

Ahoy n avast, ye scallawags! I trust ye'll all remember ta be usin' yer own PIRATE KEYBOARDS:

RRRRRRRrrrrrrr!!!!!!! RRRR!!!!

Now this pic gets an Arrrrdy, Arrrrrr Arrrrrrrrrr.......

Dustin

 

[Xath]

Yarr, har har and a bottle o' rum! 'Ere be yer real words to the finest pirate sea shanty ever know, and sung by blaack beard 'im self!

Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up
the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just
stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just
tell you ..."
Larry: "We don't do anything!"
Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and
I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been
to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in
the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home
and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
.."
Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I
never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never
sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a
parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home
and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
.. We don't do anything!"
Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at
ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and
I've never been to Boston in the fall!"
Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed
potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"
Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y
things!"
Larry: "Oh ..."
Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even
bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"
Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"
Pa: "Huh? No I don't!"
Mr. Lunt: "Do too."
Pa: "Do not!"
Mr. Lunt: "You're making me hungry."
Pa: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"
Mr. Lunt: "Says who?"
Pa: "Says the captain, that's who!"
Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"
Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a
stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and
I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."
Pa: "You just don't get it!"
All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"

Arr, I do be lovin' this song. Them thar Veggie Tales, come up with some fine piratical singins'

 

[Piratecat]

We went to a pirate show today in Salem, MA, believe it or not. Sagiro and I went around "Arrrrr!"ing like there was no tomorrow. On the drive there, we tormented Sagiro's wife with a series of horrible pirate knock-knock jokes.

It was a great day.

 

[Pbartender]

Oh, a pirate’s life is a wonderful life,
A-rovin' over the sea!
Give me a career as a buccaneer,
It's the life of a pirate for me!
Oh! The pirate's life is for me!

Oh, a pirate’s life is a wonderful life,
They never bury your bones!
For when it's all over a jolly sea rover
Drops in on his friend Davy Jones!
Oh! He's such a good friend, Davy Jones!

Oh, a pirate’s life is a wonderful life,
Without a care to behold!
You carry a gun and a jug of rum,
And your pockets are loaded with gold!
Oh! Can I borrow a bit o' your gold?

Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life!
You'll find adventure and sport.
But live every minute
For all that is in it,
The life of a pirate is short!
Oh! The life of a pirate is...

*BAM*



~splash~

 

[Mystery Man]

Thank God it's over! Bah! Humbug!