Asgard #7 is out!

[Krug]

Re: Transparency...

Thanks Scarogoth! Looks fine now!

 

[Khan the Warlord]

MY EYES!!! SHAME ON YOU RYAN NOCK!!!

 

[Scarogoth]

Mea Maxima Culpa...

You left BG@W's Axiomatic Weapons article out of the table of contents at the front, and the OGL at the back. Please report to your nearest disintegration center for termination.

Sincere apologies for this oversight. They are there in a PDF bookmark, I'm pleased to say, but their absence in the printed contents is entirely my fault. To compound my error, I constructed the S15 from that listing, so the mistake was repeated.

I'm retiring to the shed now, to attempt to dig this glowing red crystal out the palm of my hand, and for a spot of mortification of the flesh to expiate this heinous crime...

A sheepish Dunx.

 

[RangerWickett]

My Monk is now going to get a combat Volleyball d8 damage woohoo!

Good stuff (except the drow in a bikini - that was horrible)

Do you mean that illithid? I can see the illithid being horrible, but I kinda think the two drow were kinda cute.

And if you look closely, the volleyball she's holding is actually a blitzball from Final Fantasy X. In fact, to make up for the horror that was the Illithid in a string bikini, I'll share this with you instead.

I guess black buckles are the sorcerer fashion accessory of choice.

For those who don't recognize them, the woman on the right is Lulu, a black mage from Final Fantasy X. And the woman on the left is Hennet, iconic sorcerer from the PHB.

 

[Tonguez]

Do you mean that illithid? I can see the illithid being horrible, but I kinda think the two drow were kinda cute.

And if you look closely, the volleyball she's holding is actually a blitzball from Final Fantasy X. In fact, to make up for the horror that was the Illithid in a string bikini,

No I meant the drow with the spider tatoo on her stomach on page 25 (I actually thought the Illithid was totally sick (in a kinky kind of way) but no where nears as horrible as that thing on pg 25!)

And yes I soon as I read up on the Volleyball my mind went "Blitzball!"

(oh yeah and Lulu is a babe)

 

[Dr Midnight]

Tonguez... this is horrible?

 

[Jeph]

Right, I don't mean to interrupt your ilithid gazing, but isn't the Martial Artist kinda 2 good? You drop armor proficiency for the unarmored armor stuff, and your HD goes down just 1 step in return for a wider feat selection, more skills, good Ref save, and Uncanny Dodge?

Still, this is awesome. If the feat progression went to that of the Psychic Warrior it would be A OK, and I could finally make Master of the Death Eggwhisk! YEAH!

Chef Hurutoshi
Atk +25/+20/+15 ranged (1d8+9+1d6 fire, +5 flaming eggwhisks)

 

[barsoomcore]

I could finally make Master of the Death Eggwhisk! YEAH!

Chef Hurutoshi
Atk +25/+20/+15 ranged (1d8+9+1d6 fire, +5 flaming eggwhisks)

Yeah, but he's still no match for Iron Chef Japanese!

 

[Jeph]

Yeah, but he's still no match for Iron Chef Japanese!

Pfffft. Muirumoto's (or whoever he is) a lvel 10 expert, at most. This dudes a level 13 martial artist!

Commentor: Iron chef Japanese is pouring sweet rice liquor onto . . . OH MY GOD! Is that an EGG WHISK protruding from his NECK?
Hurutoshi: Damn strait!

 

[Tonguez]

Tonguez... this is horrible?

AAAAAAAGHHHH!

YES THATS THE THING!

(those eys just freak me out too much)