The Return to Who-Keep!
Every Who Down in Who-Keep had just leveled up...
But the Grinch, (a prestige class) at his level was stuck!
The Grinch needed Who-Blood! For a ritual, vile!
Now, please don't ask why. (It made Monte Cook smile!)
It could be that his helmet of brilliance was loose,
And his Giant Strength Girdle had chafed his caboose.
But I think it most likely, although he was rich,
Was that over the years the Grinch had turned Lich!
But, Whatever the reason, His helm or caboooze,
He stood there, Pre-Solstice, just hating the Whos,
Staring down from his cave his evil did seep,
And it dripped, and it dropped, down below on Who-Keep.
He had watched every Who as they grew through the years,
As their singing, and thumping, disrupted his ears.
"And" he thought to himself, "This will be the last Solstice,"
"That a single Who voice will rise up to assault us!"
Then he growled, boney fingers all nervously drumming,
"I MUST stop, if I can, the Solstice from coming!"
For, Tomorrow, he knew as the Whos gathered bleating,
They would flock to the grove for their annual meeting.
So he went to his cavern to sharpen his axe,
And awake his familiar, the Dire-Hound Max,
From their burial place he animated Un-Who,
(Get the next Asgard to read chapter two...)
