Ask Apoc Kitty

[Apocalyptic Kitty]

why the bloody hook, it would seem if you were apocalyptic, you would worry about larger things, not goring one or two people *tsk tsk*

The apocalypse will occure one person at a time.

Will the apocalypse be televised?

Yes.

What is (are) your alt id(s) ?

Only the moderators and one other besides myself know and I am not about to give out such priviliged information. Since knowledge is power and you are trying to increase your knowlege, I'll reward you by not frying you like Silvermoon.

Dry or canned cat food?

Canned. Only canned.

Would you be willing to try Gritty Kitty Litter over the popular leading brand?

No. Only the neighbor's flowerpots will do. Perhapse I'll give it a try after the apocalypse.

If I shot you out of a cannon at a brick wall would your head stick out of the other side with fake birds spinning around your head or would you just go splat?

Ah, Mr. Davis. Always the wiseguy are we? Trying to determine whether I am real or some animated simulation of life. Well, Mr. Davis, I can only say that as you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free. There is no escaping reason; no denying purpose. Because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist.

 

[Berandor]

How come your plans never fail, in contrast to those of your inept competition?

 

[jdavis]

so a alt ID mimicing a feline inclined towards a career as a bucaneer doesn't exist if it doesn't have a purpose? What if you were the alt ID of a tree falling in the woods? If something is a part of everything and everything includes nothing can something be nothing? Or is there nothing in everything? What about anything? can anything be nothing? can anything be everything? and where does thingamabob fit in? Do you know the X-men villian Apocalypse? How about the Superman villian Apocalypse? Which one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse gets to change the litterbox? If a train left Chicago going 78.5 miles per hour at 7:15 pm and another train left Kansas City going 46.2 miles per hour at 7:24 pm at what time would St Louis be crushed? If Yogi steals 5 pic-a-nic baskets a day and he splits them with Boo-Boo at a rate of 2 a day and the pic-a-nic baskets each contain tunafish on rye sandwiches, how long before Boo-Boo becomes a felon for recieving stolen goods? What about Jupiter?

 

[blackshirt5]

So, Apocalyptic Kitty, when are you and Piratecat gonna come clean about the love between you two that dares not speak it's name?

 

[the Jester]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Apocalyptic Kitty]

How come your plans never fail, in contrast to those of your inept competition?

I am entropy incarnate. Since things have a tendency to fall apart of their own accord, they can't help it when my evil genius is put to the task of ensuring that they succeed. Its inevitable.

so a alt ID mimicing a feline inclined towards a career as a bucaneer doesn't exist if it doesn't have a purpose? What if you were the alt ID of a tree falling in the woods? If something is a part of everything and everything includes nothing can something be nothing? Or is there nothing in everything? What about anything? can anything be nothing? can anything be everything? and where does thingamabob fit in? Do you know the X-men villian Apocalypse? How about the Superman villian Apocalypse? Which one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse gets to change the litterbox? If a train left Chicago going 78.5 miles per hour at 7:15 pm and another train left Kansas City going 46.2 miles per hour at 7:24 pm at what time would St Louis be crushed? If Yogi steals 5 pic-a-nic baskets a day and he splits them with Boo-Boo at a rate of 2 a day and the pic-a-nic baskets each contain tunafish on rye sandwiches, how long before Boo-Boo becomes a felon for recieving stolen goods? What about Jupiter?

Clearly you have too much time on your hands. I suggest a course in philosophy... that is before all the colleges are reduced to radioactive rubble.

So, Apocalyptic Kitty, when are you and Piratecat gonna come clean about the love between you two that dares not speak it's name?

When he starts returning my phone calls.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither. The one-celled organisms came first.

 

[demiurge1138]

Is it true that cats are actually liquid (after all, cartoons show that a cat will shape to fit its container)?
If the apocalypse is televised, who'll sell the advertisement space? Which network will broadcast it?
How did the "Ask So-and-so" fad begin? How will it end?

Demiurge out.

 

[Tallok]

Is it true that cats are actually liquid (after all, cartoons show that a cat will shape to fit its container)?

Ah, so Apoc Kitty, are you like choo choo from the comic something positive? (if you don't understand, it's ok, it's pretty funny anyway) Have you ever been dropped down a drain accidentally?

 

[Demonic Kitty]

Cremation, burial, or eternal suffering in the form of being strapped to a cold folding chair listening to "Funky Town" over and over again while having your skin flayed from your body and grafted back on piece by agonizing piece with no anesthetic whatsoever?

And would you like to join forces to kill Angelic Kitty? I keep ALMOST killing the little carpet stain, but all that divine intervention stuff is getting a bit annoying.

 

[BrooklynKnight]

Neither. The one-celled organisms came first.

actually Eggs are single cells.