Ask Demiurge!

[demiurge1138]

In case there's anything you need to know that all the other ask [Insert Poster Name] threads cannot fulfill, here I am.
So, ask away.

Demiurge out.

 

[Tallok]

Am I one of those people that needs to be locked up in a mental hospital?

 

[Steve Jung]

What's your avatar? I can't make heads nor tails out of it.

 

[Ashwyn]

Why did my milk go bad in my glass in between drinks?

 

[Silver Moon]

Muffy and Chip are flying down to Hilton Head to join myself a Sweetums for a weekend of polo and golf. We are having Sunday Brunch on the family yacht, and our Chef Jacques is preparing a main entrée of Bordelaise du Boeff with a creamy Epoisse de Bourgogne sauce. What would you recommend for a wine to go with that?

 

[Berandor]

I know what an urge is, because I have the urge to ask that question, but what is a demi-urge? I urge you, tell me!

Oh, and what happened to the other 1137 demi-urges? Is it like the seven sins, or the muses? Is the 1138th demi-urge the urge of message boarding?

 

[demiurge1138]

Am I one of those people that needs to be locked up in a mental hospital?

Possibly. Depends on the phase of the moon.

What's your avatar? I can't make heads nor tails out of it.

It's Professor Membrane, from Invader ZIM.

Why did my milk go bad in my glass in between drinks?

Because of evil faeries. Surround your refrigerator with iron shavings to ward them away.

Muffy and Chip are flying down to Hilton Head to join myself a Sweetums for a weekend of polo and golf. We are having Sunday Brunch on the family yacht, and our Chef Jacques is preparing a main entrée of Bordelaise du Boeff with a creamy Epoisse de Bourgogne sauce. What would you recommend for a wine to go with that?

Something red, possibly a good port or merlot. If not, Mountain Dew with a Pixy Stik stirred in.

I know what an urge is, because I have the urge to ask that question, but what is a demi-urge? I urge you, tell me!
Oh, and what happened to the other 1137 demi-urges? Is it like the seven sins, or the muses? Is the 1138th demi-urge the urge of message boarding?

A demiurge is a creator of a universe. Being both a DM and pretentious, I took upon the title of Demiurge. Then I slew the 1137 parallel versions of myself to gain immense cosmic power. Or maybe the number is a Star Wars reference. I'm not sure.

Demiurge out.

 

[Arc]

Something red, possibly a good port or merlot. If not, Mountain Dew with a Pixy Stik stirred in.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't port a desert wine?

What are the specs on that new comp you got?

 

[Piratecat]

Guess what? We can close OT threads here, too.